View Full Version : Get your Fistology Degree Online...

10-12-2014, 02:28 PM
One of Crime City's few remaining Educational Syndicates is taking applications for students and faculty alike.

We charge no tuition, no gold, no IP minimum and no cash donations.

Finished 180 in last full battle.

We have 37/50 attack...50/50 defense...163/190 total bonuses.

Scholarships are available for dedicated noobs.

Players under level 25 apply through PM.

Players level 25 and over, knock directly to 920 511 079

The only things required are Groupme for chat, dedication to the game, a willingness to learn from others, and a willingness to teach others.

And rubber gloves.

Penelope cornmuffin
10-13-2014, 08:33 AM
Bumpity bump bump

10-13-2014, 08:38 AM
And rubber gloves.

I don't get it.

10-13-2014, 01:11 PM
I don't get it.

Reach a little deeper.

10-13-2014, 01:49 PM
Reach a little deeper? That's an odd phrase... Still don't get it.

10-14-2014, 03:08 AM


Penelope cornmuffin
10-14-2014, 05:52 AM
Reach a little deeper? That's an odd phrase... Still don't get it.

Lmao dippy - think about it ��

10-15-2014, 04:45 PM
Thank you for removing the spam.

10-16-2014, 12:16 AM
Bump it up

10-16-2014, 07:28 AM
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

10-16-2014, 08:12 AM
how do I know you guys really have a lot of expierence in this game and not just telling that to get members. I still have a lot to learn though

10-16-2014, 08:36 AM
You don't.

You don't know if any statements said, on any recruiting thread is true or not, and the same question could be asked.

Our 180 ranking can be verified, but you are right, we could claim that we don't charge donations, for example, and then when you come in, we really do... same goes for the bonuses...you have to join up to see if we are telling the truth, right?

Most syndicates want people to stay after they join, not just join up until they find out the recruitment thread was lying.

For this reason, recruitment threads can't really get away with not telling the truth. I'm not just speaking for myself.

Nobody wants to set up a new player only to have him leave in two days.

Ask your self this... Do you hate paying taxes?

You only do because you have to, right?

Then why do you pay donations?

You don't have to. Some syns feel the need to charge them... others don't.

Do you think the syns that don't change donations, yet still have great bonuses... like us.... do this because we are more experienced, or less experienced... than those syns that still have to have their syn members pay money?

10-16-2014, 08:28 PM
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!”

-Billy Connolly

10-17-2014, 01:44 PM
I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.

10-18-2014, 03:53 AM
I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.

Best comment I've seen today :p

10-18-2014, 10:51 AM
Best comment I've seen today :p


I read enough bumps on here in one day to sleep like a log.