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DEWIN NUTTIN
12-14-2015, 04:57 PM
A Silver Alert is a public notification system in the United States to broadcast information about missing persons – especially BOSSES suffering from mental disabilities – in order to aid in their being found.


OSVALD is missing.


Modern War Camp, somewhere on Planet Earth. - THEGREE Sheriff’s Office is seeking the public’s help in locating a MW BOSS who was last seen leaving from his SAN FRANCISCO home today about 2:45PM PST


The man, identified only as OSVALD age unknown, was last seen in the 300 block of World Domination Drive. A Silver Alert has been issued for OSVALD due to diminished mental capacity and medication needs.


If you spot OSVALD, don't approach him as he's considered to be armed and dangerous. He is prone to returning fire, so be sure to report him to any MW deputy whose UNBOOSTED attack exceeds 100,000,000,000,000,000 ONLY.


A reward of thanks and gratitude, MAYBE, has been posted for anyone aiding in the capture of OSVALD.

DEWIN NUTTIN
12-14-2015, 05:09 PM
El Jefe has been found. He was found face down in a pile of his own vomit.
MW Police are investigating his odd disappearance and strange reappearance.

thescondo
12-14-2015, 05:24 PM
El Jefe has been found. He was found face down in a pile of his own vomit.
MW Police are investigating his odd disappearance and strange reappearance.

Thank you this really made my day!!

Still laughing.

DEWIN NUTTIN
12-14-2015, 07:47 PM
Thank you this really made my day!!

Still laughing.


Gotta laugh if you TRY to play any THEGREE game. LOL

carl9764
12-15-2015, 12:27 AM
Jesus the gree police found something are you sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEWIN NUTTIN
12-15-2015, 02:05 AM
Jesus the gree police found something are you sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This just in, from the Breaking Newsroom: apparently a six year old girl found El Jefe, face down in a pool of his own vomit while searching for her lost kitten, FINGERS.

The little girl's mother, Mrs. Tappy Fingers claims she saw El Jefe about an hour before he was discovered, passed out on Goldberg St, sniffing some sparkly golden colored powder in her backyard.

El Jefe, startled by Mrs. Fingers' appearance, dashed away yelling, "Come on, we gotta kill 300 today!"

When contacted about this allegation, spokesperson, Boostesses Benson, THEGREE Interpol Police Agency said the matter would be referred to police developers, but as far as she could determine, NUTTIN to see here, things are working as intended.

El Jefe will be released from MW Hospital later today.

DEWIN NUTTIN
12-17-2015, 04:20 PM
El Jefe is missing. We've looked HIGH and LOW for El Jefe. We can't find El Jefe. Have you seen El Jefe?We're very worried.El Jefe has type 2 diabetes, asthma, malaria, Ebola, polio, and smallpox. He's very ill. Please, help us find El Jefe.

WBS
12-17-2015, 05:44 PM
Did anyone check between the couch cushions?

DEWIN NUTTIN
12-17-2015, 06:56 PM
Did anyone check between the couch cushions?Yes, and I found about 79!!! LOL

WBS
12-18-2015, 11:34 AM
He must have stolen the other .83$ that was under there..... What a sneaky little bass turd.

Bambamgunz
12-18-2015, 01:59 PM
El Jefe has been seen in Asylum in a padded room but has escaped..