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G Wiz
04-29-2012, 08:12 PM
So the object of the game is to keep adding one liners or brief sentences as best as you can to keep this story rolling. All you have to do is add off of a previous post!

*Foreseeing chaos*

I'll start first.

This morning I woke up to a notification that said "Alex played with fire and got burned. Add insult to injury?" so I....

Nudie
04-29-2012, 08:16 PM
put on my heart shape boxers and started trimming my toenails...

Synergy
04-29-2012, 08:20 PM
...then I start feeling that acid I ate earlier kickin in and decide to get naked....

Murda
04-29-2012, 08:23 PM
And rub one out, then I realized I had missed my art box opening........

G Wiz
04-29-2012, 08:39 PM
Desperate, I paid 15 gold to reset the timer...

Nudie
04-29-2012, 08:49 PM
and ended up with another "better luck next time bwahahahahhhaaaaa", so I fling my i[phone out the window...

Gaming Will
04-29-2012, 08:54 PM
And into the pool. Then I panic and jump in the ice cold water (naked) after the phone. I put it in a bag of rice, and panic again because I now had 57 minutes to find a new phone, contact Funzio support to transfer my account!

Fricco
04-29-2012, 09:02 PM
realizing it was the weekend i figured i could afford to miss a few hours of the event cause after all it is a WEAK long event, on monday morning i proceeded to...

iteachem
04-29-2012, 09:07 PM
Ask for advice on the forum, but it was flooded with spam so I.......

Steve0
04-29-2012, 09:08 PM
Call in sick to finish the event to hope for 9 so i...

Boom
04-29-2012, 09:11 PM
Dang spam..

Steve0
04-29-2012, 09:17 PM
Mmm tasty, need Burn to light up dWnPxZiG for being a tool,

G Wiz
04-29-2012, 09:36 PM
...but realizing it was a cheap knock-off, I decided to vent my frustration on this noob in my newsfeed and realized...

Steve0
04-29-2012, 09:39 PM
Hes to beat up, but has....

Gaming Will
04-29-2012, 09:42 PM
1000 napalm's

Nudie
04-29-2012, 09:57 PM
so in frustration I write some naughty stuff on tinkie's wall...

Jill
04-29-2012, 10:02 PM
and she replied in kind, afterwards I ....

Bruiser
04-29-2012, 10:09 PM
Scrolled through my news feed only to find...

G Wiz
04-29-2012, 10:14 PM
...that the guy I always used to rob was pushed off of my feed because of someone trying to rob my baited loft

Jill
04-29-2012, 10:17 PM
I dont always drink beer, but when I do, this really made me ...

Gaming Will
04-29-2012, 10:25 PM
Rob G-wiz's Loft, only to find out it was a laundromat! Jeez, I did my clothes last month? But some whore stole them...

Jill
04-29-2012, 10:34 PM
so wearing Nudie's heart shaped boxers I decided to.....

Ghost818
04-29-2012, 10:41 PM
...go the my neighbors house cause shes been spying on me lately when I change through my window...

Jill
04-29-2012, 10:50 PM
she took one look at me ..... and burst out laughing ..... again

i need muney
04-29-2012, 10:53 PM
Then I got the Devil's Take Down....after stepping on a box full of kittens...

G Wiz
04-29-2012, 10:56 PM
causing me to fall in slow motion towards...

Steve0
04-29-2012, 11:00 PM
The sewer ponds, down by the....

Ghost818
04-29-2012, 11:08 PM
rats...little did I know the rat catchers were exterminating them one by one...

G Wiz
04-29-2012, 11:10 PM
...Leaving a long trail of death coming from funzio HQ where I heard they have nice smoothies, when suddenly...

Ghost818
04-29-2012, 11:27 PM
CCM hears me frantically banging his door so he can save me from the wretched Rat Catchers and....

i need muney
04-29-2012, 11:27 PM
I stepped on a box full of kittens....again!

Nudie
04-29-2012, 11:31 PM
so I write some naughty stuff on Jil's wall instead...

Ghost818
04-29-2012, 11:34 PM
...but she deceived me and handed me over to the Rat Catchers and they...

Jill
04-30-2012, 12:11 AM
told me the secrets of destroying the 499er's ...

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 12:48 AM
...where I found out that Madhatter is actually the brother of CC mark...

Jill
04-30-2012, 01:20 AM
Ram was the evil half brother of the godess LFizzle

i need muney
04-30-2012, 02:38 AM
... and then, out of nowhere, came mnju_03 and Dreno33 storming in on their '08 Honda cbr600's equipped with their m4s tearing through Santa's hood...
Santa was eating kittens with his three wife's dressed like....

Nudie
04-30-2012, 02:44 AM
nudie in heart shape boxers...

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 03:06 AM
and the rat catchers caught up to them and said

Jill
04-30-2012, 04:26 AM
whos first for the Clowning Glory, afterwards ....

Jazz
04-30-2012, 04:28 AM
...they all had a party in G Wiz's Nightclub... After the party...

Jill
04-30-2012, 04:47 AM
... feeling a little hungover ......

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 04:53 AM
...they forgot were they were, so they pretended they were birds and...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 04:58 AM
...they forgot were they were, so they pretended they were birds and...

...decided to jump off the roof of a bodyguard tower without a parachute. Luckily...

moparland
04-30-2012, 05:41 AM
There was a noob below them on his droid posting his code on the forum hopin people would add him that broke their fall, then...

Jill
04-30-2012, 07:12 AM
I woke up to a notification that said "Alex played with fire and got burned. Add insult to injury?" .... Who is this Alex?

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 08:19 AM
...So I googled the word Alex and uncovered an NWO plot that initiated its members through name changes; starting with a city of crime...

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 08:27 AM
That started with Deli's and laundromats, only to be pushed into nightclubs and gentleman's clubs!

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 08:46 AM
That's was one strange dream, I started remote viewing my rivals hoods to see if there building were keeping any weapons of rat destruction, to my amazement...

Jill
04-30-2012, 08:47 AM
In a warehouse that seemed to have 7 levels ....

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 08:49 AM
I walked in and was surrounded by ghosts, foxes, clowns, dogs, cars, women, clowns, doctors and nose pickers! then i thought to myself...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 08:52 AM
That Mighty Rat King is my brother, before anyone see the resemblance I better....

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 08:53 AM
try to loot one of these ghost's invisibility cloaks before they put cuff me with these things called babytway handcuffs, so then I....

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 08:54 AM
Go hide in a pizza or tattoo parlor, when I ran into

Jill
04-30-2012, 08:54 AM
Took out my Bruiser 2 iron....

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 09:03 AM
like a lion in zion only to get caught up by a cheetah..

Jill
04-30-2012, 09:10 AM
a cheetah called Alex

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 09:12 AM
he pull out a ghost invisibility cloak, before I can put the babytway handcuffs on him he..

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 09:21 AM
sees a unicorn and wants to play leapfrog, but then...

Jill
04-30-2012, 09:25 AM
Counter sniper appeared, snarl on his face ...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 09:28 AM
The army are planing to give me bionic limbs, seem like I've been on the waiting list forever

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 09:28 AM
but then we heard gunshots and someone attempting to speak english with very bad grammar, we knew that had to be... (I hope you get who is on my mind)

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 09:38 AM
"Mi inglish iz vary gud" he replies from a distant. "inglish iz mi muthur tungue" "lest hav hay speling bei"

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 10:15 AM
So I left the spelling bee and headed to Empire City in search of the Double Decker...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 10:39 AM
Sue Pine notice I had a wad of cash & gold, her eye's hypnotize me, I follow her like a lost puppy to the red light district..

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 10:45 AM
...But being dazed as I was, I mistakenly thought her to be Leila, so that caused...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 10:55 AM
A full blown fight between Cherry & Sue, as Leila did a yippie dance with a cool guy called J...

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 12:32 PM
...Who doesn't know that a leaked video of him dancing got on to youtube. Now...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 01:44 PM
...Who doesn't know that a leaked video of him dancing got on to youtube. Now...

...he decides to watch the Manchester City v. Manchester United match with Jazz. Suddenly...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 01:46 PM
...he decides to watch the Manchester City v. Manchester United match with Jazz. Suddenly...

...Vincent Kompany scores!!!!!!!!!!!! Manchester City is up 1-0! They decide to celebrate by...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 01:49 PM
Andre Mariiner pull out a hardened shotgun instead of a yellow card and tell the player to get out his hood them art crates are more important to defend than this game...

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 03:02 PM
Andre Mariiner looses his cool and attacks the referee but...

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 03:07 PM
calls in a search for rare lobsters! And then Fizzle, buts in...

Murda
04-30-2012, 03:14 PM
and says "is this really waht you guys have resorted to on the forums?, I am so......."

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 03:24 PM
...says one of his famous one liners "I guess she was thankful for all the fish". But that was before...

Amber_
04-30-2012, 03:27 PM
...decides to take off all his clothes and streak around the field to interrupt the fight, when he suddenly hears fizzle voice in the speakers, screaming..

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 03:32 PM
I thought we banished you how in the world did you get back here, but before she could finish, TS...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 03:37 PM
gets transported into kingdom age, while there he meets a friendly ghost who has a pet dragon who breaths fire on...

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 03:59 PM
Those who mess with his minions, but Funzio saw an imbalance in his Kingdom so they...

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 04:29 PM
...Nuked the dragon into a harmless pet lizard. It's too bad that...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 04:38 PM
I skinned him alive and made a lizard skin purse, with my self made prize i make my way to...

Jill
04-30-2012, 05:03 PM
... The junkyard after receiving information from ....

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 05:19 PM
a rare monster, I picked up a worn out G Wiz with very high mileage, only to break down 2 miles later in...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 05:21 PM
a rare monster, I picked up a worn out G Wiz with very high mileage, only to break down 2 miles later in...

...a corn field in Nebraska. Suddenly...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 05:24 PM
I heard a roar of a tyrannosaurus rex but to my surprise it was a tiny little...

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 05:46 PM
minion of Ghost's who stole the invisibility cloak to...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 06:06 PM
Sell it to the pied piper so he can rid crime city of....

Jazz
04-30-2012, 06:08 PM
...all the cheaters and glitchers and 499ers and Alex's... He decided to...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 06:11 PM
play techno on his flute, causing one hell of a rave all of a sudden someone tweets the location & now...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 06:14 PM
...he is kicked in the balls by...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 06:20 PM
a unicorn, who was a evil outcast of the care bear cousins intent on finding ...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 06:22 PM
...peace, love, and happiness. Sadly, the unicorns and care bears...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 06:26 PM
got put in the washing machine on a spin cycle, high on washing powder they make a plan to..

Steve0
04-30-2012, 06:29 PM
Take over CC, with....

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 06:38 PM
cardboard cutouts of real M4's fitted on enhanced motorbike looking for ...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 06:39 PM
...a hammer that they happened to farm at canal street. Luckily, their devious plan was foiled by...

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 06:40 PM
Ma Sheng he hit them in the head with his Reinforced Tonfa till....

Jazz
04-30-2012, 06:44 PM
...they agreed to give them all their...

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 07:07 PM
boxing shorts, butterfly knives, and ski masks. When they refused...

Jazz
04-30-2012, 07:28 PM
...he decided to have a beer and ended up completely forgetting about the incident... Nearby...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 07:35 PM
I found a rare painting on the bottom it said if found please return property of ....

Boom
04-30-2012, 07:40 PM
"I just got shot by a pistol!!!" And I'm bleeding so I did.............

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 07:43 PM
Will because he's having a panic attack searching for that #10. He went crazy...

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 07:58 PM
...because he knows what you did last summer, but that didn't stop his diabolical...

Maniaxe
04-30-2012, 08:06 PM
....plans to steal the last painting from a poor soul who knew nothing about what.....

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 08:12 PM
made van gogh cut his ear off, only that the painting was worth a few ....

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 08:28 PM
...In game jets, but its pocket change for me because my income with my 2 lvl 10 laundromats is a staggering...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 08:33 PM
amount that within a week I had more money than there was gold in the federal reserve, only for me to no bank ....

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 09:04 PM
and build a warehouse to level 7, defeat some random loser, win 10 consecutive fights only to fall off...

Jill
04-30-2012, 09:16 PM
.. the top of The Palm hotel to fall into ....

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 10:04 PM
a waterfountain full of cheaters. Then CC Mark and Fizzle abruptly shut that down, so now I....

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 10:13 PM
am in agony, why did I put my finger in the piranha tank somebody call .....

Pekersss
04-30-2012, 10:18 PM
... Four one one! Nothing is guaranteed. Yet I still had some fun and..

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 10:19 PM
the CC police (Mark or Fizzle) because I'm in a world of sh** but GWiz is here too. Now we run...

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 10:27 PM
...So far that I lost my wireless range and now I face certain stalkation of my taverns that have the weirdest collection time. But theres no need to fear...

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 10:30 PM
because Fig Oni is here too! So we hit the nightclub and threw a couple back...

Jill
04-30-2012, 10:50 PM
.... off their seats and sit down at the bar, just before ...

Fig Oni
04-30-2012, 11:01 PM
I could order a drink a guy walks by and snatch a bottle and shouts ...

G Wiz
04-30-2012, 11:06 PM
...It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut-butter jelly-peanut-butter jelly wit a baseball bat. Sadly though, after realizing he was not a banana, nor drunk enough...

Gaming Will
04-30-2012, 11:09 PM
We all walked to an abandoned building and started a Rave. Started seeing...

Pekersss
04-30-2012, 11:10 PM
...nightclubs so thought we would go there; however...

Nudie
04-30-2012, 11:36 PM
... the end is near, the end is near, so please everyone let's.....

Ghost818
04-30-2012, 11:43 PM
...get ready for the Ides of March however...

Jill
04-30-2012, 11:46 PM
.. before we doing anything else, lets write something naughty on Nudies wall.....

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 12:04 AM
...asterisk, ampersand, exclamation point, percentage, number sign. In hindsight, I pondered how long it would take before I get ba...

Nudie
05-01-2012, 02:20 AM
..ba baaaa baaaa baaaa......

Jazz
05-01-2012, 04:40 AM
...Chuckled the talking llama... "I must be dreaming..." said...

Jill
05-01-2012, 06:38 AM
...Burn, the Matrix, seems balanced again. Suddenly ......

Ghost818
05-01-2012, 08:57 AM
A bolt of lightening flys down from the sky, little did we know we pissed off CCM and...

Gaming Will
05-01-2012, 09:15 AM
He banned everyone in this thread for wasting his time. Then a pimped out...

moparland
05-01-2012, 09:41 AM
Turbo viper pulled up to my movie theatre and out stepped.....

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 09:48 AM
...a 5 legged gigantic midget donkey, sporting the Brand-New-Edition of Crime City called...

Jill
05-01-2012, 09:54 AM
..Cheaters Never Win, but the back page caught my eye, it read .....

Ghost818
05-01-2012, 10:35 AM
...Big Brother is watching...so then...

Jill
05-01-2012, 10:54 AM
.... My phone rang "see me at the brownstone, I have something to tell you and it's important" said .....

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 11:02 AM
...the the deeply rasped voice. Shaken and disturbed, I proceeded to farm a devilish taxi so my liscense and identity could not be traced. Next I pulled out my very big and long...

Gaming Will
05-01-2012, 11:31 AM
"spinal tap" and slung it at a rare purple lobster. Then 2 blocks away I notice....

sexkitteh
05-01-2012, 11:36 AM
... I noticed I completely skipped the first 14 pages of the story, so maybe I should relax for a moment and ponder on the silly charades I've done over the past few days before...

Ghost818
05-01-2012, 12:17 PM
...I noticed the rainbow colored signature... but before I could finish reading it, a...

Ramshutu
05-01-2012, 12:31 PM
.... A slightly irate midget hit me in the face with a haddock before.....

moparland
05-01-2012, 01:25 PM
I could explain to him that i wasnt eyein his girl, after i recovered i went to.....

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 01:30 PM
...visit plux's hood to gain some inspiration and motivation, needless to say I made it all worse because...

Jazz
05-01-2012, 03:20 PM
...I caught the attention of pluxfan2, pluxfan3, and pluxfan4 who proceeded to beat the $%#* out of me and my...

sexkitteh
05-01-2012, 03:21 PM
cookie!!!! now I have a crumbled cookie and I can't...

Fig Oni
05-01-2012, 03:26 PM
become a girl scout & win a barbie doll, I plan to eat the crumbs & end up selling the

sexkitteh
05-01-2012, 03:27 PM
crack in a different neighborhood, because they aren't very...

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 04:36 PM
...bright and I figured I can make a hell of a lot more cash, so I opened the maps section and clicked...

Gaming Will
05-01-2012, 04:44 PM
on Empire City Airport, in search of the dern LOBSTERS, mobsters, or monsters!!! Then I looked up and saw...

Jazz
05-01-2012, 04:46 PM
on Empire City Airport, in search of the dern LOBSTERS, mobsters, or monsters!!! Then I looked up and saw...

...a rainbow unicorn which happened to be eating...

Fig Oni
05-01-2012, 05:01 PM
away in his mind, thought of how he would ever become known as ...

Jazz
05-01-2012, 05:30 PM
...Pepe the...

Jill
05-01-2012, 06:49 PM
..... roof over my head in order to have one last drink at the Rock Cafe, I arrived late ......

Jazz
05-01-2012, 06:50 PM
...and ended up partying at the Club District until 3:00 in the morning. After sleeping through my hangover I decided to...

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 07:46 PM
...enroll in a kickboxing aerobics class, because the bulge in my gut made me feel like I didn't bring sexy back.

So I entered the door with great...

moparland
05-01-2012, 07:54 PM
Fanfare in slow motion and then i stop in my tracks when i see who the instructor is, none other than....

Fig Oni
05-01-2012, 07:56 PM
a hologram of my father wearing his pink pajamas, I new this was one cruel joke instead I ....

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 10:12 PM
...changed my name to leonardo dicaprio, pulled out my top and let it spin...it was the only way to know if I...

Gaming Will
05-01-2012, 10:24 PM
Was in my own dream or was I ...

Jill
05-01-2012, 10:58 PM
.... really standing beside the real JoeyCool. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I witness .....

Fig Oni
05-01-2012, 11:13 PM
a suspicious parcel in my post box, on the top it said peanut butter jelly time. Coming from the parcel a foul smell of ....

Jill
05-01-2012, 11:33 PM
..... death .....

G Wiz
05-01-2012, 11:50 PM
...I was too uphauled. I thought to myself, what 7th alphabet having name of a fool would send me this parcel? I got so upset I just...

Jill
05-02-2012, 03:25 AM
..scratched my head, thinking if I was Nudie, I would be scratching my butt. But then something else entered my mind, something that made my skin crawl......

moparland
05-02-2012, 04:00 AM
I was thinking about upgrading my phone and what if i transfer my crime city and lose my character that ive spnet so much time and money on, i knew what i had to do, so i.....

Jill
05-02-2012, 04:14 AM
.... called, the ghost busters .......

moparland
05-02-2012, 04:57 AM
satisfied that i got my cc transfered and a slimey green kiss from Slimer i set off out the door....

Jazz
05-02-2012, 05:02 AM
...in search of a car to jack. When I arrived at...

Jill
05-02-2012, 05:10 AM
... crematorium I soon discovered that things were hotting up, so I .......

Fig Oni
05-02-2012, 05:30 AM
ignored the text message warning me that .....

moparland
05-02-2012, 06:04 AM
My life insurance policy was about to lapse and charge through the door.....

Fig Oni
05-02-2012, 06:22 AM
of the a cremation chamber I find a diamond, an emerald, a contraband, a diamond pendant, a credit card & a rare art only for me ....

sexkitteh
05-02-2012, 08:57 AM
...But I was so highhhhhh that it was just sticks and stones so I started laughing uncontrollably and dropping rhymes and looking back at all these wicked crimes I committed but was omitted so I run loose on the streets popping caps in my peeps
trying to find the next big fee so I can earn me some RP... then all of a sudden...

Jill
05-02-2012, 09:08 AM
I thought I was reading War and Peace, never ending, but I decided to go onwards and upwards to the ....

mnju_03
05-02-2012, 09:28 AM
I have a belly button.

Jill
05-02-2012, 09:32 AM
Which began to unravel when I was on my bike, riding to the highway to hell .....

Max Power
05-02-2012, 09:33 AM
....into my head popped jet packs. I remember, we were promised jet packs. Where are the......

moparland
05-02-2012, 09:34 AM
After cleaning the lent out of my belly button i head back to my loft for a relaxing....

G Wiz
05-02-2012, 10:08 AM
...belly button, jetpacked massage cleaning. Initially, I thought this sounded a bit too dangerous, but then I looked at my avatar and screen name and thought, "I'm friggin Max Power", "I'm over 9,000...I ain't afraid of no jet packed belly button cleaning". So I made the first move...

sexkitteh
05-02-2012, 11:09 AM
... and shoved it right in! boy... was that ever a...

Gaming Will
05-02-2012, 01:21 PM
...A wild trip? I just wasted some dude in the back alley, only to find out it was Fig's mother. So I go into hiding...

Jazz
05-02-2012, 02:43 PM
...in a brightly lit room. Realizing my mistake, I decide to...

Fig Oni
05-02-2012, 02:59 PM
turn on the disco lights, but before my arm reached to turn on the switch ....

erik
05-02-2012, 03:37 PM
...it was roughly twisted behind my back by Xclusiv who demanded to know if I was really a man. I shouted...

Fig Oni
05-02-2012, 05:16 PM
Hi Honey I'm home now get up and do my ironing, I pull the scratcher ticket to see if I had ...

G Wiz
05-02-2012, 09:48 PM
...A lobster, but it was just another "sorry, try using a quarter to scratch off the seal next time" message. The only 4 lettered word that came to my mind was...

Gaming Will
05-02-2012, 09:51 PM
......Luck. Which I haven't any lately, so I stay up for...

erik
05-02-2012, 09:54 PM
all night Storage Wars Marathons. I can't believe they found a ...

G Wiz
05-02-2012, 09:56 PM
...limited edition, holographic, number 1, gold plated, signed CCMark special attack card. Its attributes included...

Fig Oni
05-02-2012, 10:03 PM
free skinny dipping written on a secret document offering 30% faster drowning time. It seem good until I read the small print saying ...

G Wiz
05-02-2012, 10:13 PM
..."He's falling for it, he's falling for it, I can't believe he is falling for it". I could not begin to...

erik
05-02-2012, 10:30 PM
...drink the entire gallon of prune juice because the cap was on to tight. So I grabbed the economy sized...

Gaming Will
05-02-2012, 10:47 PM
...um slippers. Yea, that's it slippers. And then I played leap frog with a unicorn, drank a beer with G-wiz, drooled on a car with Jazz, and demanded respect from Erik.... Now I'm...

G Wiz
05-02-2012, 10:50 PM
...Severely over powered because I have just unlocked a forum easter egg...

Gaming Will
05-02-2012, 10:53 PM
Damn and I chose to scramble that thing... Now I can't...

Fig Oni
05-02-2012, 10:57 PM
be kung fu fighting, fast as lightning, a little bit exciting, with expert timing so I toasted ....

Paulio
05-02-2012, 11:02 PM
...some bread and joined Gaming Will for some scrambled Easter eggs and...

Fig Oni
05-02-2012, 11:39 PM
life was smoother then rusty razor. So now it was time to ask for a ...

Ghost818
05-02-2012, 11:54 PM
..way to become one of almighty Ghost's Minions...after some searching I found out the instructions are...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 12:04 AM
not available if you google it, to my surprise it was a recipe for ghost mini onions fried in ....

Lizengar
05-03-2012, 12:10 AM
Olive oil and spicy chilli sauce. What is lacking is the catalyst ingredient which no one has yet to identify. However...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 12:12 AM
..the almighty Tyrant Ghost stumbles upon the instructions while reminiscing about Swifty the fox...quoted by the Tyrant Ghost himself,
Go through the Ghost Realm, which I rule as a Tyrant. Make a left after walking 20 cubic meters, then yell TIMBER! and a tree stump will fall from the sky right before your feet, and on the tree stump will be a form to fill out. Fill it out and come back within 3-5 business days for it to be valid. Once you are back click the heels of your shoes together 3 times and the tree stump will deliver the form to me. You will be notified if you are recruited or not. when I read this, I...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 12:33 AM
ask the fig for approval which he angrily denies until .....

Lizengar
05-03-2012, 12:37 AM
L Fizzle does an Opera rendition of "My heart will go on"...to which... (sorry, couldn't resist)

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 03:17 AM
I start beatboxing in turn causing a rift in the solar system and opening up a .....

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 03:19 AM
vortex that is supposed to absorb all the suns energy then release it into....

Nudie
05-03-2012, 03:21 AM
my navel which reeks of...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 03:26 AM
tabasco sauce, that the hot mexican mama pour over me while my hands were ....

erik
05-03-2012, 07:42 AM
...clubbing a baby seal and...

CounterSniper
05-03-2012, 07:48 AM
laughing maniacally like the joker fella from that bat movie but...

G Wiz
05-03-2012, 09:27 AM
...was it something quite -- so -- serious? I tried my hardest to refrain from cliche-ing around but I just couldn't help myself...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 09:28 AM
from gargling with water mixed with cigarette ash...it was rather...

G Wiz
05-03-2012, 09:30 AM
...Dan rather to be exact. Yes, the way the ashy water swished around my mouth took me back to a trip down memory lane where I met this ole' chap...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 09:32 AM
...named Weston, this lad Weston was a...

Jill
05-03-2012, 09:33 AM
... a school friend and a big bully, so I introduced him to .....

sexkitteh
05-03-2012, 09:36 AM
town and collect from my bookie... on the way there I got caught in a drive by shooting.

I'm now dead.

I'm now.... a ghost...

I'm now...

G Wiz
05-03-2012, 09:38 AM
...In Professor X's lab. There I saw 2 men of identical builds. "Which one do I shoot!?", I said. "How do I know which one is the real X?" One of them shouted, "I'm the real one because my hood has a lot of gold stuff!!!" So I shot...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 09:41 AM
"the real X" but he was a hologram like my friend pac, so Ghost found me and...

sexkitteh
05-03-2012, 09:51 AM
we became ghost buddies and sailed off into the...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 09:57 AM
Caribbean to meat up with Dr Wiz, he was going to...

G Wiz
05-03-2012, 10:20 AM
...Get you guys wasted on some of his homeade pirate rum and show you how life ought to be experienced. Maybe I'll even show you where the locals...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 11:23 AM
have some fun, so on the way there G Wiz, Ghost and Sexkitteh encountered...

G Wiz
05-03-2012, 11:39 AM
...A mermaid that promised to gives us 3 wishes. Ghost made the first one and wished for...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 11:55 AM
G Wiz to make the first wish, as Ghost was undecided & unwittingly used up a wish. So G Wiz wishes for ....

moparland
05-03-2012, 12:06 PM
A necklace made of smartees...sexkitteh then wished for....

G Wiz
05-03-2012, 01:18 PM
...2 more wishes because the first two were ruined. This caused the mermaid to have a massive stroke, angering her father King trident and jealous ex-boyfriend aquaman. The only thing left now was for...

sexkitteh
05-03-2012, 01:31 PM
this story is ****ed up...

a) I (not literally I) died... remember the drive by? and somehow I (literally I) wound up in the story...

b)... actually that was b...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 01:52 PM
us to summon her new boyfriend spongebob, on seeing aquaman giving her gill to gill resuscitation ....

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 03:32 PM
us to summon her new boyfriend spongebob, on seeing aquaman giving her gill to gill resuscitation ....
Then out of no where King Trident told his best friend Zeus to hurl a lightning bold at sexkitteh because she felt suicidal, and died...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 03:38 PM
now she had 7 lives left. Hades unbeknown to him, that the kitten had 9 lives sends out cerberus to .....

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 03:54 PM
Raid peoples Kingdoms in Kingdom Age!...But Zeus countered with...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 03:58 PM
his lightning nunchucks, accidentally knocking himself out into a coma, centuries later ...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 04:07 PM
when people can fly, they lose power and things go back to 2012 while Hades is still angry he...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 04:15 PM
go into in underworld kitchen and start finishing washing the dirty dishes, whilst looking for the dishcloth he finds ....

G Wiz
05-03-2012, 04:29 PM
...A strand of long, red hair. He thought to himself, "but my wife is a blonde?". Breaking the plate in his hand, Zeus...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 04:42 PM
calls forth athena & apollo who were both wearing hearing aids and using zimmerframes to zeus's surprise.
I father of the heavens command you to colour your hairs ....

Lizengar
05-03-2012, 05:18 PM
To that of the dirty, sexy maiden...which would be a filthy blonde! Now go forth and...

Ghost818
05-03-2012, 05:20 PM
and find Aphrodite so she can have Aeneas and the Romans will be born!...while searching for Aphrodite...

Paulio
05-03-2012, 05:38 PM
and find Aphrodite so she can have Aeneas and the Romans will be born!...while searching for Aphrodite...

they realized that they first must find themselves, so they checked into rehab where they ran into...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 05:39 PM
Aphrodite long lost son Aphro Samurai come along and tell them father was number 1 but justice number 2 killed him, I want you to train me in the art of ....

Burn
05-03-2012, 05:50 PM
...talking like Dravak . So you can then venture forth, armed only with rusted versions of once great weapons ....

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 06:14 PM
if you were the size of a dwarf, now while going over the keyboard manta a bright light came forth blinding my grammar.
I was now ready for ....

Burn
05-03-2012, 06:22 PM
...gnipyt sdrawkcab, which in turn will lead to the ability to reverse time itself, and thus return to the joyous days of...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 06:47 PM
the bronze age, this typing sdrawkcab malarkey was getting difficult using stone keyboards my fingers were start to form a layer of protective .....

Burn
05-03-2012, 06:50 PM
...Gentlemans relish, pronhub has much to answer for, Fig was grateful he discovered Crime City in time to save himself from a life of...

Fig Oni
05-03-2012, 06:58 PM
rearing unicorns, teaching them how to play leapfrog. Life couldn't of been much safer, until out of blues ....

Jill
05-03-2012, 07:53 PM
.... Dressed in a pair of heart shaped boxers, Nudie said ...

G Wiz
05-04-2012, 12:23 AM
..."Boy people sure like my boxers", "maybe they will also like my..."

Ghost818
05-04-2012, 12:25 AM
plan to overthrow the king of the....

Burn
05-04-2012, 01:10 AM
...wild frontier. He was no General Custer, but he sure knew those Indians were going to be the...

Lizengar
05-04-2012, 01:18 AM
King of the world. So they decided to find an alternative solution to this by...