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Ram
05-08-2012, 01:40 PM
Are you married? how old are you?

blondealex
05-08-2012, 01:50 PM
yes, yes, 32

upsman_17
05-08-2012, 01:51 PM
I'm 32, married and first kid coming in July.

upsman_17
05-08-2012, 01:51 PM
I feel old now

crybaby
05-08-2012, 01:53 PM
I have 3 ....17, 15, 11. I'm engaged and I'm 36

koralene
05-08-2012, 01:56 PM
lol... no kids, 25, no man but lookin :p

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 01:58 PM
no, single, 34

Boom
05-08-2012, 01:59 PM
Yes, if u let me count myself

Max Power
05-08-2012, 02:00 PM
Single forever.

kimberleyj
05-08-2012, 02:01 PM
no, single, 23

Sasha54
05-08-2012, 02:03 PM
1 kid and just recently 1 grandchild - not going to say my age - only Nicholost knows.......lol

jmeijer
05-08-2012, 02:06 PM
No, No but I have a girlfriend, 22

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 02:06 PM
Single forever.

You cant be that ugly! Surely! Your personality must count for something? Oh! I get your point!

JOKING JOKING JOKING!!! :)

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 02:08 PM
1 kid and just recently 1 grandchild - not going to say my age - only Nicholost knows.......lol

I'm saying 54 or 58? ;)

Sasha54
05-08-2012, 02:14 PM
I'm saying 54 or 58? ;)

I don't know why people thing the number in your name is an age reference - I wanted to just pick Sasha but it was taken.....

Nicholost
05-08-2012, 02:14 PM
Ram wanted to prefix this thread with "Ladies Only: ," but feared the discrimination would earn him another ban. :p

No, yes, 29.

Paulio
05-08-2012, 02:25 PM
Married, 32, have a 2 month old

Paulio
05-08-2012, 02:27 PM
I mean 31. The darn life insurance policy uses age nearest... almost believed I was 32

mnju_03
05-08-2012, 02:27 PM
I'm sure I have a few out there somewhere....

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 02:30 PM
I'm sure I have a few out there somewhere....


PFFFFTTTT! I doubt that!

Ram
05-08-2012, 02:30 PM
I'm 32, married and first kid coming in July.

Congratz for the kid coming your way!



Damn I feel young for once ;)

Dreno33
05-08-2012, 02:31 PM
I'm 32, married and first kid coming in July.

due date? my bday is 22nd(:

Dipstik
05-08-2012, 02:32 PM
Yes, yes, 32

Dreno33
05-08-2012, 02:33 PM
no, no, 18

Ziva
05-08-2012, 02:39 PM
Are you married? how old are you?

Did anyone else noticed that Ram, who started this questionnaire, didn't post his answers?

I'm engaged, my kids from previous marriage in 1983 are 23 & 26, and my answers give enough of a clue about my age.

Ram
05-08-2012, 02:41 PM
Did anyone else noticed that Ram, who started this questionnaire, didn't post his answers?

I'm engaged, my kids from previous marriage in 1983 are 23 & 26, and my answers give enough of a clue about my age.

You should be in your 50's :p

And your second kid share the same age as me!

CounterSniper
05-08-2012, 02:48 PM
Divorced, girl-stillborn, 44

Ziva
05-08-2012, 02:49 PM
I'm 32, married and first kid coming in July.

Congratulations! :)

Dr BoneCrusher
05-08-2012, 02:49 PM
Married with one playing this game 24/7 not helping with the married part

white frog
05-08-2012, 02:53 PM
Married... 2 beautiful daughters - 12 and 3... I'm 31

Burn
05-08-2012, 02:55 PM
I've already done the pics of my teenage boys and my Mrs in an earlier thread, so just leave me alone now, you lot are like weirdo stalkers ;)

Gaming Will
05-08-2012, 02:55 PM
Yes, yes, 35

Twinkie
05-08-2012, 03:00 PM
24 and in a happy relationship of 3 years! :cool:

No kiddies of my own, but I'm one kickass auntie!

upsman_17
05-08-2012, 03:03 PM
Congratz for the kid coming your way!


Thank you. It's about to get real.


due date? my bday is 22nd(:

July 29


Congratulations! :)

Thank you.

Ziva
05-08-2012, 03:04 PM
Divorced, girl-stillborn, 44

I'm very sorry to hear of the loss of your daughter.

Vile Lynn
05-08-2012, 03:06 PM
Married, 13 year-old son (just turned into a teen!) & lol, age.
My husband thought I was 24 when we met, but I'm 5 years older than him... total running family joke.
I robbed the craddle; he robbed the grave.

CounterSniper
05-08-2012, 03:07 PM
I'm very sorry to hear of the loss of your daughter.

Thank you. thats nice of you.

Steve0
05-08-2012, 03:07 PM
Yes,yes-2 girls, 30

Ghost818
05-08-2012, 03:10 PM
No, No, No, No, uh I mean 18.

Amber_
05-08-2012, 03:10 PM
I'm 22, not married, no kids.. but I want kids soo bad :) but it will have to wait at least a couple of years :)

DenZ1
05-08-2012, 03:13 PM
Yes, Yes - 1, 33

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 03:13 PM
but it will have to wait at least a couple of years :)

Is that when you are due parole? ;)

The Billionaire
05-08-2012, 03:14 PM
No, recently became single because my girlfriend deleted the Crime City on my iPad, 28

Burn
05-08-2012, 03:20 PM
recently became single because my girlfriend deleted the Crime City on my iPad

brilliant, lol

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 03:23 PM
No, recently became single because my girlfriend deleted the Crime City on my iPad, 28

How long to dig the hole? Was there any extra dirt left after filling it in? Apparently the extra dirt that the mass of the corpse dissipates is hard to hide... Often resulting in the grave being easy to find.

Amber_
05-08-2012, 03:23 PM
Is that when you are due parole? ;)

No, it's when my transition to female is 100% complete.




BAM!

Joe Brown1
05-08-2012, 03:26 PM
Amber, either way - I think Joey wants a date

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 03:29 PM
Amber, either way - I think Joey wants a date

Dont bloody encourage her mate! Jesus! Whats wrong with you??!! I'm sick of fighting them off already! The last thing I need is another one chasing a bit of Joey Loving!!!

Joe Brown1
05-08-2012, 03:30 PM
btw - yes, yes, 43 (though my kids are doing their best to keep me younger - I am king of the backyard fort, construction engineer in the dirt with Tonka toys extrordinaire, expert on all things Dora, Jake & the Pirates and lately Dr. McStuffins, and lord of the wooden traintracks:D)

Joe Brown1
05-08-2012, 03:31 PM
Joey - ya gotta live with the curse and share regardless of whether they are male, female or mid-transition.

BTW - If you get the date - just remember "The Crying Game"

Amber - thanks for your response to Joey - almost fell out of my chair;)

mnju_03
05-08-2012, 03:32 PM
No, recently became single because my girlfriend deleted the Crime City on my iPad, 28

Wooooooooooooow....

crybaby
05-08-2012, 03:33 PM
Divorced, girl-stillborn, 44 CS, so sorry to hear. My first born son was born still. It was the worst thing I ever went thru. My sincerest condolences <3

Joeycool
05-08-2012, 03:35 PM
Joey - ya gotta live with the curse and share regardless of whether they are male, female or mid-transition.

BTW - If you get the date - just remember "The Crying Game"

Can I not just have some nice doggie treats a stick to fetch and tickle behind the ears??

Now... did someone mention a surprise bone for me?

ccjammie
05-08-2012, 03:40 PM
Long Term boyfriend, no kids, 32

CounterSniper
05-08-2012, 03:41 PM
CS, so sorry to hear. My first born son was born still. It was the worst thing I ever went thru. My sincerest condolences <3

Thx, condolences to you as well.

crybaby
05-08-2012, 03:44 PM
Thx, condolences to you as well.Tyvm its not something most can understand nor comprehend

jobadass
05-08-2012, 03:45 PM
CS, so sorry to hear. My first born son was born still. It was the worst thing I ever went thru. My sincerest condolences <3I was thinking the same. CS would make a good pop
I've got 3, oldest just turned 15 yesterday.
Happily divorced and the four-ohhh

sez
05-08-2012, 03:46 PM
Can I not just have some nice doggie treats a stick to fetch and tickle behind the ears??

Now... did someone mention a surprise bone for me?

Mnju said he had a small boner for you I think ;-)

CounterSniper
05-08-2012, 03:53 PM
I was thinking the same. CS would make a good pop
I've got 3, oldest just turned 15 yesterday.
Happily divorced and the four-ohhh

Thx jobadass, she would be 19.

On a more positive note I'm happily divorced as well.

I got all the property and alimony. She got a tv, vcr (yes it was awhile ago) and her clothes.

And the divorce only took 38 days. Plus's all around. :cool:

No offense ladies but i won one for all men who have been unjustly run thru the divorce ringer.

schnuffler
05-08-2012, 03:55 PM
I have 4 kids. All to my ex-wife.

Rhino72
05-08-2012, 04:03 PM
Yes 5 yr old, 3 yr old and 1 yr old all boys.

Yes.

40 yrs old today. Ouch.

Twinkie
05-08-2012, 04:05 PM
No, it's when my transition to female is 100% complete.




BAM!

LMAO. In your face J!!


Dont bloody encourage her mate! Jesus! Whats wrong with you??!! I'm sick of fighting them off already! The last thing I need is another one chasing a bit of Joey Loving!!!

Ya can't be with Amb. You know how many guys....i mean girls, I'm sorry, girls out there will be weeping once they find out?

jobadass
05-08-2012, 04:06 PM
Thx jobadass, she would be 19.

On a more positive note I'm happily divorced as well.

I got all the property and alimony. She got a tv, vcr (yes it was awhile ago) and her clothes.

And the divorce only took 38 days. Plus's all around. :cool:

No offense ladies but i won one for all men who have been unjustly run thru the divorce ringer.
At a boy! I held on to the house, but it is still costing me. kids are here 1/2 time, and we don't argue about money. In my eyes I won one for the man team, as well.

jobadass
05-08-2012, 04:07 PM
Yes 5 yr old, 3 yr old and 1 yr old all boys.

Yes.

40 yrs old today. Ouch.
Welcome to the club! LOL

CounterSniper
05-08-2012, 04:10 PM
Yes 5 yr old, 3 yr old and 1 yr old all boys.

Yes.

40 yrs old today. Ouch.

Happy B-Day!

Did you get the Minigun you wanted?

Fricco
05-08-2012, 04:18 PM
no, i have a future ex wife, 30 last month

My condolences to those who lost one.

crybaby
05-08-2012, 04:21 PM
Welcome to the club! LOLhappy birfday!

deuces
05-08-2012, 04:24 PM
no, no, 26.

Really sad hearing about your losses cry and CS, even tho its long past, my condolences.

crybaby
05-08-2012, 04:36 PM
no, no, 26.

Really sad hearing about your losses cry and CS, even tho its long past, my condolences.ty dueces, my Nolan would be 12 this year, but I was blessed with a second son, Joshua he was my saving grace, angel sent by god to try heal my heart

Sasha54
05-08-2012, 04:37 PM
Thx jobadass, she would be 19.

On a more positive note I'm happily divorced as well.

I got all the property and alimony. She got a tv, vcr (yes it was awhile ago) and her clothes.

And the divorce only took 38 days. Plus's all around. :cool:

No offense ladies but i won one for all men who have been unjustly run thru the divorce ringer.

No offense taken by me! I think way too often the courts side with the woman and unjustly so.

Ram
05-08-2012, 04:52 PM
Should I make my future wife sign a prenup?

I don't want to get bent over!

Swearengen
05-08-2012, 04:56 PM
No, Yes, 38, wife is 12 weeks prego now! :)

Ram
05-08-2012, 04:57 PM
No, Yes, 38, wife is 12 weeks prego now! :)

Congratz man!

AppleMacGuy
05-08-2012, 04:59 PM
43, happily married with daughter 12 & son 10...he started playing CC 3 weeks ago on the iPad lol! He likes the events a lot! Being @ school I'm having to take it to work to do the hourly opens for him - that's the kinda dad I am lmao! It was fun seeing where I started out with a sh*tty hood all those months ago...but CC for the n00bs ain't the same with no farming :( Although the event freebies make up for it a bit...

jobadass
05-08-2012, 05:00 PM
No, Yes, 38, wife is 12 weeks prego now! :)
Sleep now while you can brother. Kids are incredible, babies are exhausting.

schnuffler
05-08-2012, 05:10 PM
My girlfriend is about 5 minutes pregnant >_>





(joking)

jkl
05-08-2012, 05:35 PM
Should I make my future wife sign a prenup?

I don't want to get bent over!

Ram, great forum topic! Very fun.

I'm married, kids are 7 and 4, and I'm 36.

As for prenup, just remember that marriage is grand, but divorce is $100 grand.....

Ram
05-08-2012, 05:44 PM
Ram, great forum topic! Very fun.

I'm married, kids are 7 and 4, and I'm 36.

As for prenup, just remember that marriage is grand, but divorce is $100 grand.....
prenup would help me not get fuked over!

Buck
05-08-2012, 05:48 PM
Yes, yes... Son 1 and a half... Even got my wife to start playing n her iPad too.

Babytway
05-08-2012, 05:50 PM
i have twins from Big Time Reni and 3 kids from Don Ricci, 6mos pregnant with Joe the Scrapmaster

Dr BoneCrusher
05-08-2012, 05:52 PM
No, Yes, 38, wife is 12 weeks prego now! :)

how you doing leveled a lot since I ran across her. Good luck!

procsyzarc
05-08-2012, 06:04 PM
Married one 20 month old daughter and I'm 30

Swearengen
05-08-2012, 06:50 PM
Congratz man!

Thanks, I have to admit I am terrified :)

Swearengen
05-08-2012, 06:52 PM
how you doing leveled a lot since I ran across her. Good luck!

Thanks, what lvl you at now? You might be heading my way - don't kick my azz also! :)

Lizengar
05-08-2012, 07:02 PM
No, no, 26.

Falkirk
05-08-2012, 07:05 PM
Yes - one girl 3 yrs 8 mth, one boy 8mth - easy to remember because they have the same birthday :) , yes, 38

iteachem
05-08-2012, 07:11 PM
42... Married..4 kids 11,8,6,4...

3 boys and one girl....

J-Rizzi
05-08-2012, 07:49 PM
I have two kids, but I haven't seen them since I got hooked on Crime City a few months ago. I think they are in the house somewhere. Maybe it's time I fed them...

Nudie
05-08-2012, 07:55 PM
2 kids, 12 & 3, 1 tortoise, 1 rabbit, 1 wife and 1 hamster

Maniaxe
05-08-2012, 08:16 PM
Well well aren't we a friendly lot! 26 and no lovely wife nor any rambunctious children. Not yet at least, still have a few years before I have to get fitted for me cane and dentures. :p

Paulio
05-08-2012, 09:22 PM
2 kids, 12 & 3, 1 tortoise, 1 rabbit, 1 wife and 1 hamster

And love how the wife comes after the tortoise and rabbit, but before the hamster.

Nudie
05-08-2012, 09:29 PM
And love how the wife comes after the tortoise and rabbit, but before the hamster.

lol, I really dislike that smelly hamster

Vile Lynn
05-08-2012, 09:38 PM
I have two kids, but I haven't seen them since I got hooked on Crime City a few months ago. I think they are in the house somewhere. Maybe it's time I fed them...

lol, know the feeling! I think my son had a growth spurt that I missed... He's over 6 feet tall now, like all of a sudden.
Too funny!

Whip88
05-08-2012, 10:33 PM
24 years old, married, a little girl 2 weeks old.

For all you soon to be dads, you think a pregnant wife is hard to deal with, you wait until the baby comes sleep and alcohol become a thing of the past.

You will learn to go to work on less than 2 hrs sleep a day, you will rarely get to eat and your cc economy will go down the toilet, other than all of that it's magic.

G Wiz
05-08-2012, 10:50 PM
committed, no kids, 23!!

<3 Hz
05-08-2012, 10:58 PM
Single, 36, no kiddos.

Paulio
05-08-2012, 11:05 PM
24 years old, married, a little girl 2 weeks old.

For all you soon to be dads, you think a pregnant wife is hard to deal with, you wait until the baby comes sleep and alcohol become a thing of the past.

You will learn to go to work on less than 2 hrs sleep a day, you will rarely get to eat and your cc economy will go down the toilet, other than all of that it's magic.

^ Truth. But, it's completely worth it

mexx
05-08-2012, 11:34 PM
im not married, but i have a girlfriend since 8 years. our son is 2 1/2 and im 39.

jaywalker
05-08-2012, 11:36 PM
No kids, not married (probably never will) and 27 :)

Dreno33
05-08-2012, 11:39 PM
No kids, not married (probably never will) and 27 :)

jaywalker! go look at the other thread i posted in. i asked you a question! don't wanna retype it lol

Nudie
05-09-2012, 01:18 AM
im not married, but i have a girlfriend since 8 years. our son is 2 1/2 and im 39.

Great looking kid. Congrats

mexx
05-09-2012, 01:51 AM
thx. im so proud of him.

Dillinja
05-09-2012, 02:20 AM
yes yes yes yes oh baby yes...
what was the question anyway?

Uberdork
05-09-2012, 04:48 AM
Married, 39, two kids 5 & 6. Can anyone babysit on saturday? *desperate face emoticon*

Max Power
05-09-2012, 04:56 AM
Good to see some life expoerience up in here....

fuzzy
05-09-2012, 05:21 AM
Married for 15 years
3 kids
11 year girl
7 year boy
4 year girl

sez
05-09-2012, 05:26 AM
Married, 39, two kids 5 & 6. Can anyone babysit on saturday? *desperate face emoticon*

Nice to see a fellow Wolverine roaming around! Top 10 next year in Basketball and Football! That's the real Man Football, not that foot ferry futbol you girls across the pond play ;-)

badvoc0
05-09-2012, 06:12 AM
Long Term GF - 12 years, 2 'step' kids 18+21, 40

Dillinja
05-09-2012, 06:12 AM
Nice to see a fellow Wolverine roaming around! Top 10 next year in Basketball and Football! That's the real Man Football, not that foot ferry futbol you girls across the pond play ;-)

Ha, real man football thats played with hands and an egg shaped ball...what gives?
Must be like the 'world series' baseball that only has American teams in it....

MaDrAvEr
05-09-2012, 06:26 AM
25, engaged for 2yrs, wedding next year, been trying for 2yrs for kids but my fiance has had an eptomic pregnacy so only 1 of her tubes is working, n recently discovered tht i hav a low sperm count, really low like 2mil per mL when normal guys hav 20mil per mL  odds r against us but hey its fun trying 

BOS
05-09-2012, 06:31 AM
29, married for 6 wonderful years now, 2-1/2 year old son that is awesome! and my college team won the national championship in basketball (for all the NC/Wolverine fans out there :P)

beaux
05-09-2012, 06:33 AM
Married 3 young uns. 2 young ladies 27,22 & axon who thinks he's a man 19. And for fear of being ostracized let's just looks like I'm the old man of the group and older than dirt.

Joe Brown1
05-09-2012, 06:38 AM
No, Yes, 38, wife is 12 weeks prego now! :)

Congrats! Your world is about to change more than you could ever imagine. But in a very good way:D

Uberdork
05-09-2012, 06:39 AM
Ouch! Lol.


29, married for 6 wonderful years now, 2-1/2 year old son that is awesome! and my college team won the national championship in basketball (for all the NC/Wolverine fans out there :P)

sez
05-09-2012, 06:45 AM
Ha, real man football thats played with hands and an egg shaped ball...what gives?
Must be like the 'world series' baseball that only has American teams in it....

Hey look the ball! Let's all run to it, oops it's now on the other side of the field, let's all run to it, oh man I almost got there, it's now back on the other side of the field again, let's all run to it, repeat for 80 minutes ;-)

Dillinja
05-09-2012, 06:49 AM
Hey look the ball! Let's all run to it, oops it's now on the other side of the field, let's all run to it, oh man I almost got there, it's now back on the other side of the field again, let's all run to it, repeat for 80 minutes ;-)
90 minutes actually....!

Rhino72
05-09-2012, 06:49 AM
Happy B-Day!

Did you get the Minigun you wanted?

I was down in Atlantic City with my wife to celebrate. I was waiting to go for a 2pm massage on Saturday and I got my 10th doc right before I went in for the massage. The whole time during the massage I was thinking about it. I wound up losing playing the tables but the event prize made it all worthwhile. Yes I know I have issues...

(thanks for the well wishes!)

Max Power
05-09-2012, 06:53 AM
Ha, real man football thats played with hands and an egg shaped ball...what gives?
Must be like the 'world series' baseball that only has American teams in it....

Well, they are American teams, but all the best players in the world play on them. Initially the name didn't fit, they didn't even allow black players, but these days over 1/3rd of the league are not from the states. Heck, the best Japanese players in the world come here and many of their all stars end up in our minor leagues.

I think World Series comes a lot closer to being accurate now than it used to anyway.

Sasha54
05-09-2012, 06:54 AM
Hey look the ball! Let's all run to it, oops it's now on the other side of the field, let's all run to it, oh man I almost got there, it's now back on the other side of the field again, let's all run to it, repeat for 80 minutes ;-)

Those guys are tough - and fit (all that running) - and they don't need to pump themselves up with all that padding!

sez
05-09-2012, 06:54 AM
90 minutes actually....!

My bad, it's only on the tele every 4 years round here :-P

I'm just playin around, I just watched every Messi goal this year yesterday at work.

Yahkin
05-09-2012, 07:01 AM
38 - Married 17 years - 2 kids

Joeycool
05-09-2012, 07:15 AM
Nice to see a fellow Wolverine roaming around! Top 10 next year in Basketball and Football! That's the real Man Football, not that foot ferry futbol you girls across the pond play ;-)

You wanna talk about a proper mans game? Look at the Rugby Football that we play over here.

Makes your American Football (correct name : hug egg) look like a girls sport. ;)

Dillinja
05-09-2012, 07:25 AM
You wanna talk about a proper mans game? Look at the Rugby Football that we play over here.

Makes your American Football (correct name : hug egg) look like a girls sport. ;)

Especially the 'League' version....wet,cold and windy night in yorkshire and having to play that.
Less painful being water-boarded.

On topic, wow so much love in this thread...must be an age thing!

Fricco
05-09-2012, 07:37 AM
You wanna talk about a proper mans game? Look at the Rugby Football that we play over here.

Makes your American Football (correct name : hug egg) look like a girls sport. ;)
I'll take this one Sez,

a bunch of bloody blokes huddled tightly round one another groping each other in an attempt for one to acquire the ball and girlishly toss it/kick it away so they can repeat process..... Real Manly :confused:

kykboxr
05-09-2012, 07:42 AM
I'm 32, married and first kid coming in July.

Congrats! I have a two year old and she's changed my life in every way.

Blessings to you and your family

kykboxr
05-09-2012, 07:49 AM
Divorced, girl-stillborn, 44

:(

So sorry CS

kykboxr
05-09-2012, 07:50 AM
Married, 33 and a two year old. Just got hold of the game and it's interesting. Like the format more than the 'other' Mob game (S8)

Dillinja
05-09-2012, 07:53 AM
I'll take this one Sez,

a bunch of bloody blokes huddled tightly round one another groping each other in an attempt for one to acquire the ball and girlishly toss it/kick it away so they can repeat process..... Real Manly :confused:
As the Yanks are rubbish at all the sports that the rest of the world play, they just do what they do best...invent their own that no else plays or understands so they can then say they're the best...awesome :D

sexkitteh
05-09-2012, 07:53 AM
Divorced 27 2 kids

Uberdork
05-09-2012, 07:57 AM
I'll take this one Sez,

a bunch of bloody blokes huddled tightly round one another groping each other in an attempt for one to acquire the ball and girlishly toss it/kick it away so they can repeat process..... Real Manly :confused:

Don't you also have to protect the wicket?

Joeycool
05-09-2012, 08:04 AM
I'll take this one Sez,

a bunch of bloody blokes huddled tightly round one another groping each other in an attempt for one to acquire the ball and girlishly toss it/kick it away so they can repeat process..... Real Manly :confused:

The huddle that you talk of is how the game is kicked off so as to speak. Teams have to battle to get the ball. The scrum half has to roll the ball into a pack of 12 men who have to push each other back enough so that the ball comes out the other side before anyone is allowed to touch it with their hands. The team then has to run the ball 130 yards wearing only a pair of shorts and a t-shirt while a team of 250 lb men try to stop them. Play is constatnt with no breaks until half time.

The Scrum is comparable to the snap in American football where you have the ball to yourself and get to nonchalantly pass it back to your quarter back, who then, wearing his crash helmet and all over body armour gets 4 attempts to move the ball 10 yards. Play lasts for about 5 seconds before every one has a nice little rest before moving on to the next try to move the ball 10 yards.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM-o-mmGpcw

sez
05-09-2012, 08:08 AM
As the Yanks are rubbish at all the sports that the rest of the world play, they just do what they do best...invent their own that no else plays or understands so they can then say they're the best...awesome :D

No reason to get personal.... BTW if all our best athletes played "futbol" we would smoke everyone, instead we field our "futbol" international squad with all the scrubs who can't play the sports that matter. #FACT. I played soccer too, until I was 7 years old..... Ok sorry for hi-jacking the thread.

sez
05-09-2012, 08:09 AM
The huddle that you talk of is how the game is kicked off so as to speak. Teams have to battle to get the ball. The scrum half has to roll the ball into a pack of 12 men who have to push each other back enough so that the ball comes out the other side before anyone is allowed to touch it with their hands. The team then has to run the ball 130 yards wearing only a pair of shorts and a t-shirt while a team of 250 lb men try to stop them. Play is constatnt with no breaks until half time.

The Scrum is comparable to the snap in American football where you have the ball to yourself and get to nonchalantly pass it back to your quarter back, who then, wearing his crash helmet and all over body armour gets 4 attempts to move the ball 10 yards. Play lasts for about 5 seconds before every one has a nice little rest before moving on to the next try to move the ball 10 yards.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM-o-mmGpcw

All we hear is blah blah, grab my azz, i'll grab your azz, put your head between my legs, grab azz, grab azz. Just playing JC.

Dillinja
05-09-2012, 08:23 AM
No reason to get personal.... BTW if all our best athletes played "futbol" we would smoke everyone, instead we field our "futbol" international squad with all the scrubs who can't play the sports that matter. #FACT. I played soccer too, until I was 7 years old..... Ok sorry for hi-jacking the thread.

Americans play soccer, rest of the world plays football :)

Thread well and truly jacked...

J-Rizzi
05-09-2012, 12:07 PM
My twins are 3. I felt bad I was playing in front of them yesterday so I let one of them touch the screen to beat up a rival. I'm like, "keep hitting him! Don't let him walk away!" What lessons am I teaching them?
lol, know the feeling! I think my son had a growth spurt that I missed... He's over 6 feet tall now, like all of a sudden.
Too funny!

Vile Lynn
05-09-2012, 12:34 PM
My twins are 3. I felt bad I was playing in front of them yesterday so I let one of them touch the screen to beat up a rival. I'm like, "keep hitting him! Don't let him walk away!" What lessons am I teaching them?

lol, I let my son tap rivals, too. He wants to play soooo badly, but no, not for a while longer. I'd like to keep him innocent a little longer, ha, as if! I'm very protective & he's in a very good school that is very protective, too.

Watch out, your 3-year-old twins will be 13 before you know it! I feel like he was 3 last week, a little guy that came to my knees....aaaaw! Now, girls look at him! Eeeep! At least he doesn't look back.... Yet!

Congrats to all of you new dad's-to-be, it seems like they'll be babies forever, but it goes by fast!!

And to CS *hugs* :)

Plux
05-09-2012, 02:05 PM
Single, no kids, no budgies and no little hamsters, awwwwww. 37 and enjoying life. Taking a few days off from CC so behave yourselves and just for a wee bit bye y'all
Back very soon. Keep my seat warm me'ol mukkas.

JaceD
05-09-2012, 02:22 PM
As the Yanks are rubbish at all the sports that the rest of the world play, they just do what they do best...invent their own that no else plays or understands so they can then say they're the best...awesome :D
Yeah that's why we win the Olympics like every year lol :)

As for me, no kids, single, 22.

Nudie
05-09-2012, 02:28 PM
25, engaged for 2yrs, wedding next year, been trying for 2yrs for kids but my fiance has had an eptomic pregnacy so only 1 of her tubes is working, n recently discovered tht i hav a low sperm count, really low like 2mil per mL when normal guys hav 20mil per mL  odds r against us but hey its fun trying 

You only need one good sperm. Have you tried testosterone?

Joeycool
05-09-2012, 02:28 PM
Yeah that's why we win the Olympics like every year lol :)

Pretty good going that, considering the Olympics only happen every 4 years.

Sasha54
05-09-2012, 02:33 PM
Pretty good going that, considering the Olympics only happen every 4 years.

Tee....hee....heeee

Nudie
05-09-2012, 02:34 PM
I am equally incompetent at soccer, football, rugby, cricket, basketball and baseball.

Yahkin
05-09-2012, 02:51 PM
Pretty good going that, considering the Olympics only happen every 4 years.

*Ahem* Every 2 years.

Amber_
05-09-2012, 02:52 PM
im not married, but i have a girlfriend since 8 years.

Not to interfere... but pop the question already!!

:p

jobadass
05-09-2012, 02:57 PM
not to interfere... But pop the question already!!

:p
bahahahahahahaha!!!

JaceD
05-09-2012, 03:00 PM
Pretty good going that, considering the Olympics only happen every 4 years.

Winter and summer, so every 2 years

I'm just messin around mate

Joeycool
05-09-2012, 03:02 PM
Well...

The summer Olympics take place every 4 years.
And the winter Olympics take place every 4 years.

JaceD
05-09-2012, 03:10 PM
^ This is true. Maybe I should have been more clear. We win the Olympics pretty much every year that they occur.

Vile Lynn
05-09-2012, 03:14 PM
lol, whatta mixed up but good thread! :cool:

Nicholost
05-09-2012, 03:15 PM
Not to interfere... but pop the question already!!

:p

Haha. Yeah, drop or get off the pot. There are others in line, you know. :p

Joeycool
05-09-2012, 03:19 PM
^ This is true. Maybe I should have been more clear. We win the Olympics pretty much every year that they occur.

This is true.

The US is undoubtedly a great sporting nation. It is only to be expected considering the size of the population and strength of the economy.

In fact if you consider the size of the population, the amount of medals that the US has won is comparatively poor.

Burn
05-09-2012, 03:34 PM
Australia kick their arse if you go by population.

As do Jamaica.

In fact Americans are so bloody bad at sport they hold events called the World Series, and don't let anyone else in the World actually take part!!

Joeycool
05-09-2012, 03:42 PM
Check out Norway... population of 5M - 447 medals!

And Sweden population 9.5M - 604 medals!

MaDrAvEr
05-09-2012, 07:22 PM
You only need one good sperm. Have you tried testosterone?

Yeah tried tht n didnt work  doc says the only thing tht'll work is IVF which could be a hit or miss, and at $15,000 per shot it aint cheap! So for the time being we just compensate with pets 3dogs 2snakes n recently got a kitten after i had carple tunnel surgery, cos my mate had to move n couldnt take the kitty! Was either we take it or it went to the animal welfare league, which has a 70% rate of putting them down 

Nudie
05-09-2012, 08:47 PM
Yeah tried tht n didnt work  doc says the only thing tht'll work is IVF which could be a hit or miss, and at $15,000 per shot it aint cheap! So for the time being we just compensate with pets 3dogs 2snakes n recently got a kitten after i had carple tunnel surgery, cos my mate had to move n couldnt take the kitty! Was either we take it or it went to the animal welfare league, which has a 70% rate of putting them down 

Well, just keep trying diligently and you might well be bless. Like the CC events, it is a numbers game! Good luck!