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Dipstik
10-10-2012, 09:11 AM
If you eat beets, it will turn your poop red. I thought it was important to let forum members know in case they ate beets recently and thought they were bleeding rectally. That's not the case... the beets will just turn your poop red for some reason. That is all.

Vile Lynn
10-10-2012, 10:04 AM
Sooo... erm... so you mean...

umm... that, this "problem" of yours.... well, then you haven't eaten beets lately?


eew, gross! (lol, you kinda set yourself up for this)

Stock Slayer
10-10-2012, 11:36 AM
I have 17 tadpoles.

Ramshutu
10-10-2012, 12:14 PM
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/12/10/2db78c97-5f57-44df-b2b5-34345c8fb8be.jpg

Paulio
10-10-2012, 02:36 PM
If you eat asparagus, your urine smells awful.

SoccerStud
10-10-2012, 02:43 PM
If you eat beets, your pee is reddish or purple. Scared me at first

TonySpaghetti
10-10-2012, 03:48 PM
Beets are gross.

TruthHurts
10-10-2012, 04:49 PM
If you eat thunder, you'll krap lightning. True story.

Dipstik
10-10-2012, 05:33 PM
100 views... 100 people who can't un-read this.

Edit: why does this thread have a five star rating? :)

Deluxe
10-10-2012, 06:30 PM
If you have a hemorrhoid though you may trick yourself into thinking you ate beets all the while neglecting your physical health by not addressing the root of the problem

jobadass
10-10-2012, 07:03 PM
If you fart in church, you sit in pew.

TruthHurts
10-10-2012, 07:20 PM
If you have sex with a 7/11 attendant, you might catch sl-hurpees.

TonySpaghetti
10-10-2012, 09:59 PM
100 views... 100 people who can't un-read this.

Edit: why does this thread have a five star rating? :)

Because it wasn't started by TonyMontana

Childish Gambino
09-07-2014, 09:15 PM
Obama's favorite vegetable is Barackoli. That is all.

♚ZEUS♚
09-08-2014, 04:42 AM
Obama's favorite vegetable is Barackoli. That is all.

are you trying to make us laugh ????

Weasel
09-08-2014, 09:39 AM
If you eat asparagus, your urine smells awful.

Troll level 100: serving asparagus at an open bar wedding.

Dipstik
09-08-2014, 09:08 PM
Oh man... so many quality forum members banned.