View Full Version : Poetry Weekend!

Crime City Mark
10-13-2012, 11:47 AM
Let's get creative! Post your original poem, haiku, limerick, verse, etc here. On Monday I will select 1 winner to receive 250 gold!

Any subject is okay, as long as it it forum appropriate. I will favor game specific poems though.

10-13-2012, 11:51 AM
Did syllable get fired?
You must be tired.
Doing the work of two,
Is no fun for you!

Im being super cereal though, is he still around...?

10-13-2012, 12:11 PM
There once was a Crusher named Bone
Addicted to a game on his phone
He spent lots of Gold
And he felt really bold
Until the Indians got him trapped all alone

CK was the name of his crew
They instructed him on what he should do
As he rose up in rank
And cleaned out his bank
He still ended up black and blue

See he arrived in due course at a place
Where Indians were the dominant race
He left wearing a frown
As the Indians beat him down
And he abandoned the game in disgrace

10-13-2012, 12:16 PM
I woke up to a notification
It said you lost, I needed clarification
Checked my news feed
Made the dude bleed
Now I can go on vacation

10-13-2012, 12:51 PM
Track 1 - Title: Farming ain't Easy..

Mic check... Mic Test... 123 Errrrrrr

Let me tell you a little bit about me,
I started playing when i had a iPhone 3,
IOS baby, my Sig, my I.D,
In-Game Handle starts with a T,
Cappo Crimini @ R.C.C,
Crime City thats where i Be,

Once owned by Funzio then sold to Gree,
Its available in app store to download for Free,
The best ever MMO-RPG,
PvP mixed in with PvE,
A Forum where you can learn A to Zee,
Knowledge to take when you go on a Spree.

So if your finding things a bit Tricky,
Then go and check out Syn's official Sticky,
Stock up on your Inventories,
And do a couple Robberies,
Build up a strong Economy,
Then "To Beat Up" on the Enemy.

Posting on walls is all part of the Fun,
I love it when i see a post 10-0 Gun,
Player drops his Mafia & goes on the Run,
I guess thats the power of M4A1.

Farming will help you to boost up on your Stat,
Tramp Stamp & Allhail, i take off my Hat,
Without you i wouldn't of made it to where i'm @,
But we have MXZ know to thank for That.

Farming ain't easy so dont try and be Clever,
Eventually it will drop so never say Never,
Try a couple times and then exit real Quick,
Energy replenished now you another Click,
Time to sharpen your mind and go for a Stroll,
Before blasting all your energy then going on Roll.

If that methods not getting you the Prize,
What you want to do is to try and Maximise,
Devils Take Down and that new Gold Plated Shooter,
That can make you one badass Looter.
Energy fills up that little bit Faster,
Your looting finger is gonna need a new Plaster,
Agent, Tycoon or you might of choose to be an Enforcer,
Goodfella 150 gold thats how much its gonna cost Ya.

The part i hate the most is when it only drops Money,
Gree getting no loot drop is not very Funny.
Look at your mob and find out where your weak,
The Spreadsheet is where you wanna take a Peak,
Melee, Guns or you might be looking for Armor,
These are my steps to be a good Farmer.

Peace to the Indians and the Cold Ka-Ka-Karma,
Have fun and don't cause to much Drama,
Remember we all start off as a Rookie,
But we all want stats like the Legend Xenoke.
Thank you guys for reading my Rhyme,
Happy Farming & i'll catch you next Time....

Rat Catcher Recordings™
Free to Read at a Forum near you.

10-13-2012, 01:12 PM
Mr crime city I blame u for what you invent,
This virtual drug to all you have sent,
My life is bent, all my money is spent,
And now I can't pay rent,
I'm not trying to vent,
Wait gotta go here comes another event.
I still haven't sold grandmas tent.

10-13-2012, 01:22 PM
Walkin thru my hood, in Crime City
I see orange sign saying I've been seen
Clicking collect thinking, how imma make em regret
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said nothin yet!

Walkin thru my hood, in Crime City
Getting nasty stares from my wifey
Interrupt a lot to open a box I bet?
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said nothin yet!!

Crime City Jingle
By dj soopajake :-)

10-13-2012, 04:00 PM
The days of old were fast and free,
But now there's fog and I can't see
I turn and spin to find the light,
But nothing's there, just pitch of night
It's dark and cold and I am scared
Oh how I wish my sights repaired
God help me, I sit and cry
My son, he says open thine eyes
For all the while you could see
The help was here, just ask for me.

I wrote this a loooong time ago, when I was in rough patch. It's not something I share too often, but thought that some may feel where I was coming from.

10-13-2012, 04:06 PM
Time is long it takes forever
Always the same it changes never
The seconds pass on the clock
They're gone for good, tick tock tick tock.
Sometimes it's slow, sometimes it's fast
No matter what the times still pass
I do know we can't go back
Though I try this time I lack
Thoughts of life run through my mind
Whilst I just sit here wasting time.

Another one of my poems from the "bad" times. Sorry, but I have always written my best poems when I am feeling dark and gloomy.

10-13-2012, 04:15 PM
Addicted to Crime City am I,
So addicted I think I may cry.
I play all the time,
But don't have a dime,
So leaderboards thus I can't climb.

For months I've been paying my dues,
Yet with no gold I fear I may lose.
I'm writing this rhyme,
With hopes of gold all mine,
So I may buy crates three at a time.

My departing words I plea,
New boss events of thirty.
So people like me,
Have a chance at glee.
I beg this of you, please Gree!

10-13-2012, 04:28 PM
Finally, here is one on subject..

Crime city the game is much more
Than your average app in the store
It pulls you in, whilst making new friends
And often leads to war

We build and we fight and we rob
Whilst trying to build up our mob
Take pride in our hood, to make it look good
But some are owned by straight slobs

Surely this game ain't for all
Just look at the posts on my wall
They get mad and they cuss, create a big fuss
But their cries just make me feel tall

For some the game plays on pride
To save stats they run and they hide
I guess that they feel, it is a big deal
But myself, I'm enjoying the ride.

Joey Shoes
10-13-2012, 05:50 PM
Fight me or join me
Money comes and money goes
I am a player

Coco c
10-13-2012, 06:42 PM
There once was a member
Who started September
He built up his city so nice
He fought with his soul
but then started to troll
So the forum put his head in a vice.

10-13-2012, 09:28 PM
There once was a gangster named Brown,
The wiliest bastard in town.
He was caught by the G-men
Shooting his semen
Where the cops would all slip and fall down
brown was never to be found.

10-13-2012, 09:30 PM

Murder me
Murder with your love
Murder me with you lies
You commit murder when I look in your eyes
You tell me over and over you love me why canít we just live our lives
Murder commits suicide
Kill or be killed
No choice but to murder
Love is murder in the making
When you tell a person you love them its murder in the 3rd degree with a guilty plea
25 years to life with no college degrees No chance youíll ever be paroled
Murder Me !!

Max Power
10-14-2012, 07:05 AM
Roses are red,

Bacon is red,

Poems are hard,


10-14-2012, 07:10 AM
Roses are red,

Bacon is red,

Poems are hard,


lol, brilliant. Reminded me of bro-in-law who will on occasions send me a single word txt msg containing the name of some random object.

10-14-2012, 09:37 AM
When you buy gold from china it's a Hack
If you work in IT you can get sacked
Why players do what they do is in fact
The reason why they let their account get whacked

Now for some players who see this and leave
Other players may not believe
That Their intentions are pure
And has nothing to do with a high level cure
Of some native bores

10-14-2012, 10:53 AM
When you buy gold from china it's a Hack
If you work in IT you can get sacked
Why players do what they do is in fact
The reason why they let their account get whacked

Now for some players who see this and leave
Other players may not believe
That Their intentions are pure
And has nothing to do with a high level cure
Of some native bores

Bonecrusher? ;)

10-14-2012, 01:45 PM
Sometimes I have questions
About GREE and their intentions
But then I remember
I've been playing since last September
And as much as I sometimes want it
I still haven't quit

G Wiz
10-14-2012, 05:11 PM
Life might be only a 9 to 5, to put bread on the table while tynna survive.
My buildings soon ready, but so are the reports, which one do I chose, which one to desert?

I hate seeing red from people I hate, But without this job, I can’t buy my crates.
I’m hardly caught slippin’ so you’ll have to wait, “Wiz are you coming to the meeting?”…I’ll just be late.

My builds finally read green, my finger drawn to the screen…
Never have I been so glued to my screen.

Now I must face, my boss’s ugly face, I enter the room by god’s wonderful grace.

As I whip out my phone to display to the room, the reports of this week, the business is good.
But all of a sudden, as I said hit the switches, I saw on my alert that I was left in stitches…

I didn’t bank my cash, boy did I feel like an a**, my landmines went boom and my phone went on spaz.
Forced smiles anyway, as I had reports on display, all the while seeing the damage…boy I felt like an a**

10-14-2012, 05:41 PM
I see you have CK name too I talk to try and join group can you help me

10-14-2012, 06:09 PM
"An Ode to CK"
With credit to Jao.

They very disrespectful to me
I much stronger so I rob them
they have much money.

10-15-2012, 12:30 AM
Oh what weekend it was...
A Crime City crate event...
Could I get to 15?
Better luck next time
Stuck on 8 all day...
Oh wait, there is a tip...
Use gold to guarantee a successful opening

10-15-2012, 06:05 AM
There once was a Boss named Sato...then it was O'maley then a chic named Snake.
All three had great weapons I wanted to take. But Sato kept hiding...
O'maley gave me a break, so proud I rode down the alley in my new chief car rocking my new gun and vest.
With my sharpshooter in the back seat all I kept thinking was about that Snake pest.
A word of advice to all those in quest...
Don't look at Snake lady straight in the eyes for she can charm devils with her Afro so fine.
So sneaky this lady...she keeps escaping all the time.
So sorry to say this...I never made her ride mine.
Then came Jimmy the Gooch.

10-15-2012, 06:49 AM
Crime City is real high tech
Rivals real suspect
Help collect your buildings if you late for one sec
These derelicts are THAT considerate
But itís all about building respect
So you have to stay on the grind
Clocks and timers stay on your mind
More assets get exposed the higher you climb
Canít sneak without Empire Times dropping a dime
So you sit back and develop a plan
Keep your mafia low and build economy like a businessman
Buy Movie Theaters and Dominicans
Lofts, Brownstones and a couple of Italians
You try to excel using Excel
Going over procurement and property intel
What buildings need upgrading and which to resell
And yes well, you need to arm your crew
So stick up boys know how you do
Events give you tokens
In crates that seldom open
Buy a stack of three and you might get a rare golden
Hereís to hoping
In the meantime you coping
With items from respect you gained from doing dirt
Chain whips and exeleros can keep putting in work
By this time you should have enough in the bank
So youíre safe
Until you reach the shark tank

10-15-2012, 07:41 AM
Went on the maps where I almost held up a grocery store,
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more,
Cause I almost got popped for a fight with an Indian,
Cause they almost made off with a bunch of good cash,
That I almost used for drugs,
That I almost got hooked on cause old events went away,
And I wish I would have had the nerve to demand them to stay,
And I almost had good crate items,
But I guess that doesn't cut it,
Almost had decent crate items,
And I didn't even know it.

But they gave me commons,
And now I'm destined,
To spend my time missing gold,
And I almost wish I could be powerful too.

Crime City Mark
10-15-2012, 04:43 PM
Event closed! Picking a winner soon.

Crime City Mark
10-16-2012, 01:46 PM
Ghost818, you win! PM me your invite code.