View Full Version : Poetry Weekend!

Crime City Mark
10-13-2012, 11:47 AM
Let's get creative! Post your original poem, haiku, limerick, verse, etc here. On Monday I will select 1 winner to receive 250 gems!

Any subject is okay, as long as it it forum appropriate. I will favor game specific poems though.

10-13-2012, 12:23 PM
Can we do more than one?

Funkey monkey
10-13-2012, 01:13 PM
There once was a gamer named Funkey
He wasn't your everyday Monkey
He played on his phone
While he sat on the throne
He was a Kingdom Age junkie

10-13-2012, 01:15 PM
Funzio/gree I blame u for what you invent,
This virtual drug to all you have sent,
My life is bent, all my money is spent,
And now I can't pay rent,
I'm not trying to vent,
Wait gotta go here comes another event.
I still haven't sold grandmas tent.

10-13-2012, 01:17 PM
The boss event’s begun

Thrashing swords,
And clashing blades
This time I’ll be the one

Dragon’s blaze
A cut and graze,
I’ll raid you of all that’s dear

You’ll hold no ground,
Your blood I’ve found
My win will bring a cheer

A window’s weep
My death shall sweep
Just take your soldiers and run

The next event
Shall be my last,
Until I’ve grown some more

But comfort is not
The win you plot
For I’ll be back to gain in war

Just cower and shake
In your boots you’ll quake
For my rage is back again

Though only a game
For boasts and fame
I strive against all to win!

10-13-2012, 02:25 PM
I play this game, I like it, it's good, every day keeps me in suspense whether losing or wining , for hours collecting money, build buildings, build an army to be strong stronger strongest, to win and be better because this is kingdom age

Joey Shoes
10-13-2012, 05:47 PM
Fight me or join me
Money comes and money goes
I am a player

10-14-2012, 05:38 AM
One for the little guys ... because a good game can be played in many ways.

An Unstoppable Force And The Unmoved Player

Indestructibles to the vanguard
A thousand dragons on the flanks
Rival kingdoms tremble
As tribute he exacts.

Daring all to take him on
Others' gold his only care
None can stop his rampagin' army
Spreading terror through the land.

When, who should stand up to him?
But some player, lowly, free
Who from her camp been a-watching
This plague upon the scene.

Fires belched from dragons' mouths
Buildings lay in ruins
Together he rubs greasy hands
In gleeful anticipation.

Indignation! Impotent rage!
What is this he spies?
But his rival's buildings slowly rising
And the little player walking by.

For the lowly player had refused
To play by giant's rules
And had instead vaulted all her money
Making him look the fool.

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10-14-2012, 05:44 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme....

....but this one doesnt

10-14-2012, 08:56 AM
Drums Of War
-=Icewulf Prime=-

Nimbus come.
Thunder roar.
I summon thee
Just like before.

Hurricane stir.
Lightning flash.
Revive this Mage
Into what once was.

Fires blaze.
Waters flood.
Those marked with blood.

Beasts stampede.
Dragons soar.
Sound for me
Drums of war.

Earth quake.
Magma flow.
Make them tremble
At your show.

The time is now.
The place is here.
Pray hard to your gods.
My vengeance is near.

10-14-2012, 05:11 PM
Dragon on a plain

There once was a epic plains dragon
It's roar was heard across the nation
Slay it we did for glory and gain
And that was the end of the dragon on a plain

10-14-2012, 05:17 PM
I ride through your kingdom like nobody's business
I pillage your chivalry and burn your villages
I take all your gold and try to be a troll
I laugh at you and then I move on and pillage your neighborhood troll

John Snow
10-15-2012, 12:52 AM
The Kingdom Age Alphabet

A is for Allies
Your friends and your crew
B is for Battle List
Random targets for you

C is for Collection
To fill up your vault
D is for Defense
To make the attacks halt

E is for Enemies
How PvE’ers keep score
F is for Flaming Cats
Low levelers want more

G is for Gold
There’s never enough
H is for Highlands Pass
Where there’s harpies and stuff

I is for Income
And long upgrade times
J is for Jewelcrafters
Gem buildings sublime

K is for Kingdom Age
A fun time sink and trap
L is for Level
And 200’s the cap

M is for Manors
Rival buildings made for wrecking
N is for Newbies
Who attack without checking

O is for Opens
That elusive event goal
P is for PvP
And all the bounty you stole

Q is for Quandry
Should I attack him or not
R is for Raiding silos
Always a sweet spot

S is for Skill points
You decide how to use them
T is for Trebuchet
So easy to lose them

U is for Units
Many with stats that are so tame
V is for Valor points
Oops, that’s the wrong game

W is for Wizard’s Spire
Where high priests do reign
X is for Xylocaine
To numb losing’s pain

Y is for Yeti
A middling unit of type “Beast”
Z is for Zeppelin
A unit replaced by the high priest

10-15-2012, 08:03 AM
Kingdoms fought
Kingdoms are fighting
Kingdoms will fight
Some will prevail
Some will perish
But there's a kingdom
To rule it all
And the kingdom is known
As the kingdom Age

10-15-2012, 09:10 AM
The Foot Soldier

Oh lowly foot soldier why hast everyone forsaken thee?
At ten gold you are a bargain and yet are soon forgotten.
Yet you carry on...

You don your crest proudly upon thy chest,
And despite your shield and armor stong, plain robed Clerics are far more stout.
Yet you carry on...

Your young, inexperienced King sends you to defeat dragons,
You bravely heed their call to arms knowing your impending doom,
Yet you carry on...

The battle is over and the white flag hath been raised,
You fought bravely but alas the Dragon hath eaten you.
I weep for thee, I weep...

Crime City Mark
10-15-2012, 04:43 PM
Event closed! Picking a winner soon.

Crime City Mark
10-16-2012, 01:51 PM
Icewulf, you win! PM me your invite code.