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Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 06:24 PM
We missed ya big guy.

Hero of Time
11-11-2012, 07:29 PM
I'm responding based on the title of the thread and not by your post as it's blocked so I'll just say
Thanks for welcoming me back.

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 07:44 PM
I'm responding based on the title of the thread and not by your post as it's blocked so I'll just say
Thanks for welcoming me back.

You're welcome Chico.

TonySpaghetti
11-11-2012, 08:09 PM
I'm responding based on the title of the thread and not by your post as it's blocked so I'll just say
Thanks for welcoming me back.

We all know you read it anyways.

Honey Boo Boo
11-11-2012, 08:15 PM
We all know you read it anyways.

I wanted him to think that I thought that he hadn't read it. Because if he thinks that I thought that, well then...then I'm in his head for sure.

TruthHurts
11-11-2012, 08:18 PM
Yeah, welcome back Santa!

Hero of Time
11-11-2012, 08:29 PM
Yeah, welcome back Santa!

Not Santa.

TonySpaghetti
11-11-2012, 10:11 PM
Not Santa.

Stop denying it. You were caught with your red flannel pants down.

TruthHurts
11-11-2012, 10:29 PM
To think, I remember when people used to like joaquim on the forums. Thought he was a sweet, naive kid. How things change...

the_dude
11-12-2012, 03:10 AM
Not Santa.

*<|:-)

Who is on your naughty list this year?

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 07:13 AM
To think, I remember when people used to like joaquim on the forums. Thought he was a sweet, naive kid. How things change...

Yeah, wasn't he a mascot for the rat catchers?

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 07:28 AM
Welcome back Santa

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 09:32 AM
Welcome back Santa

1, 7, 10
Extras and such.

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 09:58 AM
Santa vs. QPR.

I'm bringing popcorn!

dads
11-12-2012, 10:01 AM
why did you get banned ?

jobadass
11-12-2012, 10:58 AM
Santa vs. QPR.

I'm bringing popcorn!For once, I will whole-heartedly support QPR.

TonySpaghetti
11-12-2012, 11:04 AM
For once, I will whole-heartedly support QPR.

Same here.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 11:52 AM
1, 7, 10
Extras and such.

I bet you was at home crying in the dark looking at that screen wishing your ban would expire quicker, poor poor Santa

You have told so many lies I still don't think your fit down the chimney this year, naughty boys don't get presents.....

Now hop back on your sleigh with Rudolph and do one you numpty

jobadass
11-12-2012, 12:22 PM
Now hop back on your sleigh with Rudolph and do one you numptyNot at all sure what this means, but it's friggin hilarious!

TonySpaghetti
11-12-2012, 12:34 PM
Not at all sure what this means, but it's friggin hilarious!

"Do one" means sling your hook. :)

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 12:39 PM
I bet you was at home crying in the dark looking at that screen wishing your ban would expire quicker, poor poor Santa

You have told so many lies I still don't think your fit down the chimney this year, naughty boys don't get presents.....

Now hop back on your sleigh with Rudolph and do one you numpty

2, 6, 8.
Extras and such.

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 01:04 PM
Now hop back on your sleigh with Rudolph and do one you numpty

Agreed, that does sound hilarious.

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 01:07 PM
I'm supporting Santa here. I like Santa. He's annoying sometimes, and he tends to overreact to everything, but QPR is just an obnoxious douche. Seriously... the guy has no redeeming qualities.

Go santa!

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 01:08 PM
Deathmatch!

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 01:09 PM
BTW, I am very disappointed that all of you have turned my welcome back thread for Santa into this circus. Clearly this was not my intention.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 01:10 PM
I'm supporting Santa here. I like Santa. He's annoying sometimes, and he tends to overreact to everything, but QPR is just an obnoxious douche. Seriously... the guy has no redeeming qualities.

Go santa!

Well lets not forget your only redeeming quality which is being the king of mugs

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 01:14 PM
Well lets not forget your only redeeming quality which is being the king of mugs

9, 8, 8
Extras.

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 01:15 PM
See? He can't even spell.

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 01:16 PM
Choose 3 numbers between 1 and 10 and simply select the coorespond item from each of these lists:

1.) Shut up
2.) Pipe down
3.) Get lost
4.) Stop sponging
5.) Shoot yourself
6.) stop moaning
7.) get a life
8.) stop driveling
9.) stop repeating yourself
10.) find a rifle

1.) kboy ,
2.) dravak,
3.) Joaqim,
4.) Baroness,
5.) Burn,
6.) u mug,
7.) u plum,
8.) u moron,
9.) u yank,
10.) window licker,

1.) aka Santa
2.) you're a homo
3.) and collect your Giro
4.) and stay off the forum
5.) this is a silly mobile app
6.) you're a bottle job
7.) what did your mummy tell u?
8.) why are you talking to yourself?
9.) I pity you, idiot
10.) you're chatting gibberish


eg: 4,1,8

Stop sponging kboy, why are you talking to yourself..

Posting this here so that I don't have to go to the other thread just to find the combination I want.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 01:17 PM
9, 8, 8
Extras.

Here are some interesting facts.

No known species of reindeer can fly. But with 300,000 species of living organisms (mostly insects and bacteria) yet to be classified, flying reindeer – which only Santa has seen – cannot be ruled out.

There are two billion children in the world. But since Santa doesn’t appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist and Jewish children, his workload drops to only 378 million, or a mere 91.8 million homes averaging 3.5 children each, assuming that at least one has been good.

Thanks to time zones and the rotation of the earth, Santa’s Christmas day lasts for 31 hours if he travels east to west, and visits 822.6 homes per second. This gives him 1/1000th of a second to park, race down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining gifts under the tree, eat the snacks, climb up the chimney and into the sleigh and fly to the next house. Assuming the houses are all the same distance apart – 0.78 miles – the total trip will be 75.5 million miles, plus bathroom stops.

So our jolly old friend is travelling at 650 miles per second, or 3,000 times the speed of sound. For comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe saunters along at a poky 27.4 mps and the average reindeer runs at 15 mph.

The sleigh’s payload adds another factor to the equation. Assuming that each child’s gift weighs only 2 pounds, the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, plus Santa, who is always depicted as obese. On land, conventional reindeer can only haul 300 pounds, so if a flying reindeer can pull ten times as much, eight or nine will not cope. We now need 214 000 of them, which adds another 353 430 tons to the weight.

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 01:28 PM
See? He can't even copypasta.

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 01:41 PM
Hey Jokeem, maybe you didn't visit my other thread, so I'm just wondering, who is the geeky kid in the glasses in your rap video? And why is your nose so runny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plPsnWFng0w

jobadass
11-12-2012, 01:44 PM
Here are some interesting facts.

No known species of reindeer can fly. But with 300,000 species of living organisms (mostly insects and bacteria) yet to be classified, flying reindeer – which only Santa has seen – cannot be ruled out.

There are two billion children in the world. But since Santa doesn’t appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist and Jewish children, his workload drops to only 378 million, or a mere 91.8 million homes averaging 3.5 children each, assuming that at least one has been good.

Thanks to time zones and the rotation of the earth, Santa’s Christmas day lasts for 31 hours if he travels east to west, and visits 822.6 homes per second. This gives him 1/1000th of a second to park, race down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining gifts under the tree, eat the snacks, climb up the chimney and into the sleigh and fly to the next house. Assuming the houses are all the same distance apart – 0.78 miles – the total trip will be 75.5 million miles, plus bathroom stops.

So our jolly old friend is travelling at 650 miles per second, or 3,000 times the speed of sound. For comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe saunters along at a poky 27.4 mps and the average reindeer runs at 15 mph.

The sleigh’s payload adds another factor to the equation. Assuming that each child’s gift weighs only 2 pounds, the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, plus Santa, who is always depicted as obese. On land, conventional reindeer can only haul 300 pounds, so if a flying reindeer can pull ten times as much, eight or nine will not cope. We now need 214 000 of them, which adds another 353 430 tons to the weight.sounds about right. Only question is why does he vacation in Florida? Most of us go there in the winter to escape the cold, the heat is oppressing there from April until November. Obviously, Santa's not very smart.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 01:48 PM
sounds about right. Only question is why does he vacation in Florida? Most of us go there in the winter to escape the cold, the heat is oppressing there from April until November. Obviously, Santa's not very smart.

St vaaj was never the sharpest tool in the box

jobadass
11-12-2012, 01:54 PM
I'm giving this thread 5 stars. Not sure why...I just no longer mind the drama, I actually am beginning to enjoy it.

Dippy is officially off the ignore list, and some of his posts are fun to read. When he hits his man-rag in 28 days, I'll just put on my blinders.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 01:55 PM
I'm giving this thread 5 stars. Not sure why...I just no longer mind the drama, I actually am beginning to enjoy it.

Dippy is officially off the ignore list, and some of his posts are fun to read. When he hits his man-rag in 28 days, I'll just put on my blinders.

You in a good mood today then?

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 02:03 PM
Here are some interesting facts.

No known species of reindeer can fly. But with 300,000 species of living organisms (mostly insects and bacteria) yet to be classified, flying reindeer – which only Santa has seen – cannot be ruled out.

There are two billion children in the world. But since Santa doesn’t appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist and Jewish children, his workload drops to only 378 million, or a mere 91.8 million homes averaging 3.5 children each, assuming that at least one has been good.

Thanks to time zones and the rotation of the earth, Santa’s Christmas day lasts for 31 hours if he travels east to west, and visits 822.6 homes per second. This gives him 1/1000th of a second to park, race down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining gifts under the tree, eat the snacks, climb up the chimney and into the sleigh and fly to the next house. Assuming the houses are all the same distance apart – 0.78 miles – the total trip will be 75.5 million miles, plus bathroom stops.

So our jolly old friend is travelling at 650 miles per second, or 3,000 times the speed of sound. For comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe saunters along at a poky 27.4 mps and the average reindeer runs at 15 mph.

The sleigh’s payload adds another factor to the equation. Assuming that each child’s gift weighs only 2 pounds, the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, plus Santa, who is always depicted as obese. On land, conventional reindeer can only haul 300 pounds, so if a flying reindeer can pull ten times as much, eight or nine will not cope. We now need 214 000 of them, which adds another 353 430 tons to the weight.

Only the real Santa would know all these details.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 02:05 PM
Only the real Santa would know all these details.

santa 6,6,6

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 02:06 PM
santa 6,6,6

9, 6, 10.
Extras.

jobadass
11-12-2012, 02:07 PM
Q, I'm nearly always in a good mood. I've told you before that my only problem with you has been how you have the tendency to blow up threads with insane attacks on people. This thread is meant for that. I have no problem with you going after Santa...or whatever he's calling himself these days.

As a matter of a fact I'm gonna start a thread and we can try to recall all the names he's used.

West London is ours
11-12-2012, 02:10 PM
Q, I'm nearly always in a good mood. I've told you before that my only problem with you has been how you have the tendency to blow up threads with insane attacks on people. This thread is meant for that. I have no problem with you going after Santa...or whatever he's calling himself these days.

As a matter of a fact I'm gonna start a thread and we can try to recall all the names he's used.

Sounds good mate

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 02:25 PM
I'm giving this thread 5 stars. Not sure why...I just no longer mind the drama, I actually am beginning to enjoy it.

Dippy is officially off the ignore list, and some of his posts are fun to read. When he hits his man-rag in 28 days, I'll just put on my blinders.

Yes jobadass, embrace the drama. As long as its clever (as in not Jokeem), it can be fun. :)

And at least I had the good sense to put it in off-topic.

jobadass
11-12-2012, 03:03 PM
that was a quick end to my thread...oh well. Twas fun while it lasted. I was really hoping for some profanity tho.

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 03:05 PM
Hey dipstick, you won the bet. QPR just got banned.

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 03:06 PM
I see that! You owe me TWO free internets, Honey!

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 03:07 PM
I see that! You owe me TWO free internets, Honey!

Actually I never bet you 2 free internets I just said what I thought was gonna happen without betting! Ha!

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 03:08 PM
OMG, Hero of Time = Santa = Honey Boo Boo! What a twist!

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 03:10 PM
How did you get Santa and Honey Boo Boo in that equation?

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 03:13 PM
Because you are me and I am you and WE were Santa, duh.

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 03:13 PM
You're responding to comments that were obviously directed at Honey Boo Boo. You're Santa. Therefore, Honey Boo Boo must be santa and you're getting your accounts confused.

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 03:15 PM
I don't see where that was directed towards Honey Boo Boo.

Hero of Time
11-12-2012, 03:15 PM
Nevermind, reread the post and noticed the Honey at the end. *facepalm*
:p

Honey Boo Boo
11-12-2012, 03:17 PM
I don't see where that was directed towards Honey Boo Boo.

Are there any heavy metals in your groundwater Jokeem?

Dipstik
11-12-2012, 03:18 PM
http://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sketchy-santa-fails-face-palm-claus.jpg#santa%20facepalm

TonySpaghetti
11-12-2012, 03:24 PM
I'm a bit sad that I missed that other thread before it got locked.

jobadass
11-12-2012, 03:43 PM
http://sketchysantas.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/sketchy-santa-fails-face-palm-claus.jpg#santa%20facepalmThis pic belongs in the "add a caption" thread.

I'll add mine:

You're Joaquim, aren't you?

Honey Boo Boo
11-14-2012, 07:41 PM
Anyone else get the feeling Reznor=hero of time. Setting up your next account now, eh Kringle?

Reznor
11-15-2012, 12:42 AM
Anyone else get the feeling Reznor=hero of time. Setting up your next account now, eh Kringle?

5 hrs and zero replies later. I guess it's just you.

Anyway, you strike me as a bit of a simpleton (ok, a big one), so I'll just leave these here:

My Lv.81 account
http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o675/Reznor2/photo1-1.jpg


Here's me attacking myself in my news feed on my iPad camper.
http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o675/Reznor2/photo2.jpg


Here's me stealing $6000 for myself. Cheers myself!
http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o675/Reznor2/photo3.jpg


Here's me roaming around in my own hood. That NC looks good!
http://i1337.photobucket.com/albums/o675/Reznor2/photo4.jpg

Now then, I think the bigger question is; Is Honey Boo Boo in fact Sexkitteh?
How do you plead "Kringle"?

jobadass
11-15-2012, 04:11 AM
^^^ I like Reznor

Rez, please tell me you farmed and are currently farming that hood!

Honey Boo Boo
11-15-2012, 06:04 AM
Maybe a different jokim and you have a camper acct as well as your HL one. Cuz, you know, no one has more than 1 game going right? The jokim that I know should be well above level 15-20 and used to be in my mafia until i was either dropped or he changed name, hood, etc. And then there is reznors entrance on the scene right after hero of time was temporarily removed from the forum days ago posting 15-20 posts in the first few hours of being around.

Hmmmmmm.....

Oh yeah...RAWR and such.

Reznor
11-15-2012, 12:37 PM
Maybe a different jokim and you have a camper acct as well as your HL one. Cuz, you know, no one has more than 1 game going right? The jokim that I know should be well above level 15-20 and used to be in my mafia until i was either dropped or he changed name, hood, etc. And then there is reznors entrance on the scene right after hero of time was temporarily removed from the forum days ago posting 15-20 posts in the first few hours of being around.

Hmmmmmm.....

Oh yeah...RAWR and such.

I think you lost this one. I have my Lv.81 HL and my Lv.15 camper on iPad (with level 4 Lofts down the bottom in the pic).
I'm really not that hardcore to also have a Lv.20 THIRD account with Lv.8 Lofts and also Lv.1 Nightclubs that I rob (from myself??)

I'm pretty sure the Joaquim HL account you are referring to was 110 or 120+. I could be wrong, but was definitely higher then my lv81. Or you know, maybe I just have FOUR accounts....

Honey Boo Boo
11-15-2012, 12:42 PM
Or you know, maybe I just have FOUR accounts....

Maybe you do Reznor....maybe you do. One can never know with that Santa fellow. He can be a deceptive one....

Reznor
11-15-2012, 02:10 PM
Maybe you do Reznor....maybe you do. One can never know with that Santa fellow. He can be a deceptive one....

With that out of the way, care to fill me in on Santa? It was a bit before my time.

Ramshutu
11-15-2012, 02:18 PM
With that out of the way, care to fill me in on Santa? It was a bit before my time.

http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/t511/ramshutu/Neilson-1.jpg

Reznor
11-15-2012, 02:28 PM
Touche Dr Spock