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Catastr0phy
04-03-2013, 02:06 AM
Post your Knights & Dragons jokes, one liners and funny thoughts here!

Samuel_Hdz
04-03-2013, 10:31 PM
Dark Prince Chests

Newbish
04-06-2013, 03:44 PM
Dark Prince Chests
Made me laugh lol

rockyarora
04-10-2013, 11:31 PM
lool thats boring something fesher one would work well..........

Neomagic
05-12-2013, 12:22 AM
Dark Prince Chests

/end thread

Man this post made me miss Samuel :(.

markke
05-16-2013, 08:21 AM
Made me laugh lol!

MarkJohnson
05-28-2013, 05:13 AM
Made me laugh

rockyarora
05-30-2013, 05:48 AM
really! do you all think it as a joke. its a bull**** thing made my temper higher...

Eunuchorn
06-27-2013, 04:11 AM
What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

Nemmer
06-28-2013, 10:14 AM
I hardly ever miss in decisive battles.

Ferlen
07-03-2013, 02:52 PM
Dark Prince Boss fight and when U beat him the internet stops and the score flee xd

DottorB
07-06-2013, 08:51 AM
Fuse 2 legendary to obtain a rare armor :v

cryologic
08-28-2013, 09:01 PM
The Gem Store Buying System!

Doubles
09-01-2013, 03:33 AM
TO MISS A LEVEL 2 SKELETON THREE TIMES IN A ROW?


ANSWER: Each and every one of mine, on a regular basis!

GlanDeas
09-02-2013, 01:21 AM
Made me laugh lol!



Sorry Dear!! I am not magician who turn monkey in parrot. LOL;)





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Doubles
09-03-2013, 06:24 AM
Next week monkey boss!

QueenB.
09-08-2013, 02:49 PM
Dark Prince Chests

That it pretty funny!

JohnnyDepp
09-09-2013, 02:03 AM
Who is next??? :cool:




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JohnnyDepp
09-16-2013, 02:12 AM
What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

;);););)
ha ha ha It made me laugh.



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sir.chaos
09-22-2013, 01:35 PM
that post made me lol so hard hahahahahaha

JohnnyDepp
09-30-2013, 02:15 AM
Heee Heee!!! It makes me lol;):D;)



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lousiasotos
10-02-2013, 06:31 AM
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

MrRiver
10-02-2013, 10:30 PM
What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

HAHAHA! That is so very true.

stabilizations
10-08-2013, 07:28 PM
Many may think its funny but I think it was rather unfortunate that it wasn't true but last night I had a dream that I was playing knights and dragons and that for no reason the game decided to give me 2.1 billion gold well I donated it to my guild than I ended up waking up disappointed because it was fake

juppe
10-19-2013, 10:57 AM
Dark Prince Chests

i didnt get this sry

Deatux
10-19-2013, 11:08 AM
What do you get when you combine 2 Nemesis?

1 free armor slot.

Lol Love it <3 and it's true d:

Necromancers
10-26-2013, 08:25 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/x4lo2e.png

I don't know XD

GlanDeas
11-07-2013, 01:27 AM
I miss super maria. It is first adventures game.

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DS Bonehead
11-11-2013, 02:22 PM
That was funny

NightFallGM
12-31-2013, 06:35 PM
Lol now thats funny

loophole
01-03-2014, 05:06 PM
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

truth that is no joke

Bluefire Vortex GM
02-20-2014, 10:01 PM
funny stuff


Made me laugh

Bluefire Vortex GM
02-20-2014, 10:03 PM
this was a sad story on how ur guild didn't get 2.1billion gold


Many may think its funny but I think it was rather unfortunate that it wasn't true but last night I had a dream that I was playing knights and dragons and that for no reason the game decided to give me 2.1 billion gold well I donated it to my guild than I ended up waking up disappointed because it was fake

Vanithan
03-04-2014, 02:15 PM
Lol funny posts. Kinda

Tortura
03-23-2014, 07:39 AM
Dark Prince Chests

ha! this was funny.

MANG
03-28-2014, 05:03 AM
Bot so much fun uh.

frkndork
04-02-2014, 12:58 AM
a battle without misses

andrewebs
04-09-2014, 04:20 AM
nice ones.

Jutjut
05-02-2014, 07:54 AM
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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.
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.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

sad but true and funny

lemontale
06-17-2014, 07:44 PM
I can't think of one joke...

Rookeye
06-17-2014, 10:52 PM
A blonde took a vacation from everything, including her hair color; she dyed her locks brown, rented a Ferrari and roared off into the countryside.

As she drove along, she happened upon a shepherd hurrying his flock of sheep across the road.

"Sir," she called out. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, may I have one?"

Bemused, the shepherd agreed, and stood amazed as the "brunette" in the car properly guessed the total.

The disguised blonde chose the cutest, fluffiest, most adorable sheep in the flock and was putting it in the backseat of the car when the embarrassed shepherd interrupted, "Miss! Miss! Erm...if I can guess your original hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Rookeye
06-24-2014, 01:55 PM
Tough crowd, eh? Fine. How 'bout a visual? ;)

http://i50.tinypic.com/2mgump4.jpg

Rookeye
06-25-2014, 10:55 PM
You know you're a KnD noob when:

* you think combining two epics is automatically a good idea...
* you start your own "Top 10" Guild when you hit Lvl 20...
* you "didn't see it coming" when the Dark Prince goes all Super-Sayan on you... ;)

Dianish
06-27-2014, 07:18 PM
Gree's updates to the game.

jasobih
06-29-2014, 04:06 PM
Chests are awesome i always get an epic. -__-

Rookeye
06-29-2014, 04:15 PM
You coulda stopped after the first 3 words... ;)

sniGGy11
07-28-2014, 11:48 AM
lol that blonde joke is pretty funny

Rookeye
07-28-2014, 12:34 PM
Did you hear the one about the blonde, the doctor and the paint job? ;)

avenwow
08-06-2014, 05:57 AM
As a person involved in IT business I always liked this one:

There are 10 types of people, those who understand the binary notation and those who do not.

Jun-fan
08-06-2014, 07:17 AM
As a person involved in IT business I always liked this one:

There are 10 types of people, those who understand the binary notation and those who do not.

Then as an IT person, I'm sure you've heard of the famous ID-ten-tee error that some users have? :p

avenwow
08-06-2014, 08:12 AM
Then as an IT person, I'm sure you've heard of the famous ID-ten-tee error that some users have? :p

Hahah yeah, nice encryption here! :D actually I'm from a country where English is not an everyday language so I do know this only from my research, but yeah. We do have some local jokes for new employees, that I know from my own experience (unfortunately the harsh way :D), but unfortunately they make sense only in our (Polish) language^^

By the way, I recommend IT Crowd series if you haven't seen yet, hilarious!

Rookeye
08-07-2014, 09:04 PM
I liked the very old joke about the person complaining that their computer's "cup holder" had snapped off... ;)

http://www.natpryce.com/articles/images/coffee-cup-holder.jpg

Rookeye
08-09-2014, 03:58 PM
Two Blondes At A Traffic Stop...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who also happened to be blonde.

The officer asked to see the lady’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and got progressively more agitated.

“What does it look like?” she finally asked the officer.

The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

“Here it is,” she said. The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

;)

CNA
08-10-2014, 01:43 PM
love dragons

Rookeye
08-10-2014, 08:22 PM
love dragons

Especially on a bun... :rolleyes:

southpaw29
10-15-2014, 01:40 PM
I love a good D-L-T (Dragon/Lettuce/Tomato) when the lettuce is crisp the tomato is fresh and the dragon is sliced oh so thin........yummmmmmy

xXxSteelxXx
10-21-2014, 10:08 AM
Q: How many KnD players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You'll never know. They're too busy spamming attacks in the latest epic war.

420Somewhere
10-21-2014, 05:45 PM
What's up guys..just posting

OP Killbee
10-23-2014, 07:45 AM
'Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'
'Don't worry, sir, the spider in the salad will get it.'

Rookeye
11-16-2014, 09:51 PM
Q: How many KnD players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You'll never know. They're too busy spamming attacks in the latest epic war.

Or spamming chat till they get 15 posts... ;)

FatBird
01-26-2015, 06:36 AM
How to make a roll call more fun?
ROLL ROLL ROLL THE BIRD

Ly0n0
01-31-2015, 09:48 PM
Two muffins are in an oven. One looks at the other and says, "It's getting hot in here." The other one replies, " AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Rookeye
02-07-2015, 05:48 PM
;)


We saw this today. Too funny! http://youtu.be/cEPazLTGceI

("The Death Star Conspiracy - Was It An Inside Job?") ;) ;) ;)

PSB Betty MTF
02-13-2015, 09:44 PM
She's single....
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight!

Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??

darkfyre27
02-23-2015, 11:14 AM
A new number 1 alliance is pretty funny.

Goddess04
02-24-2015, 10:37 AM
but they are just too good ��

Goddess04
02-24-2015, 10:49 AM
this 10 post things pretty annoying

Ly0n0
03-08-2015, 10:17 AM
A blonde and brunette are watching the 10 o'clock news. The main story is about a man on a ledge of a tall building. The brunette says to the blonde, "Ten bucks he jumps." The blonde replies, "You're on." A few minutes later the news reports that sadly the man did jump. When the blonde went to pay up the brunette confessed, "I cheated. I saw this report earlier on the 6 o'clock news." The blonde said, "So did I, but I didn't think he would do it again."