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CAPT.GIN
04-17-2013, 06:57 PM
I'm bored so let's see who can make me laugh as well as others! Keep it clean you don't wanna get the ban hammer!

I am a cow
04-18-2013, 03:09 AM
Your momma's so fat she has to fly cargo class

Your momma's so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Your momma's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull

Your momma's so fat that when god said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way

Your momma's so stupid that she starved to death in a supermarket

Your momma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl!

Dry
04-18-2013, 03:31 PM
Hhahahahahah cow ,, omg

I am a cow
04-20-2013, 04:52 AM
Oh yeah

Your momma's fat that when she went outside the world turned black for 3 days

Dry
04-29-2013, 05:34 PM
Hahahahahahaha
Look at this
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=6Xo0vietiag&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6Xo0vietiag

Nick416
05-01-2013, 09:44 PM
What do u get when u cross a elephant with a rhino? el if I know

I am a cow
05-03-2013, 10:38 PM
nice one man

yankeefreak
05-04-2013, 05:19 AM
you forgot 'your mama so fat, i had sex with her last night, rolled over twice and was still on top of her'

Tito89
05-05-2013, 08:07 PM
yo mama so dumb see climbed over a window to see whats on the other side.

BADMARKX
05-05-2013, 11:19 PM
Guy at the drug store picks up a box of condoms and puts them on the counter.
The clerk rings him up and asks, "would you like a bag for that sir?"
To which he replied,
"No thanks, shes not that ugly."

Tito89
05-16-2013, 04:46 AM
A nazi joke, plz do not read unless mature...




spiderman walks up to hitler and says "hey hitler, now i can see..." (he covers his eyes) "...now i ca nazi." hitler then says "at least my hands are not covered in white adhesive every time a supermodel shakes my hand."

calvin98
05-16-2013, 04:42 PM
Lol funny crap on here

Sirius
05-18-2013, 03:36 PM
Hi Folks,

While these jokes might seem funny, many are not and inapporiate for our forums and insulting to some of our members.

Please note the forum rules below as no one enjoys getting a forum vacation.

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?47705-Posting-Guidelines-*Updated-3-6-13*