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domw001
05-11-2013, 07:42 AM
It's Bad For Your Elf are a happy, peaceful camping outfit whose sole purpose is to let others get on with business of beating the crap out of each other.

However, one of our members has decided that hitting the Declare War button is an acceptable response to us asking for a few extra pieces of gold a day. And obviously we can't address the situation properly until the wars are over.

Therefore, should any of you find yourself up against us over the next 48 hours you have our wholehearted permission to scroll down your attack list until you find Kree, that's KREE, and give him the fight he so desperately desires.

Thank you in advance for your co-operation.


p.s. that's Kree in case you missed it.


Sorry, carry on . . .

Mr T Perfect
05-11-2013, 08:03 AM
I take it he wont be in your guild as soon as the final battle is over....

will take a look for him if we get paired against you.

Shluggy
05-11-2013, 09:32 AM
soooo funny lol, will certainly look out for him, here to help, don't you just love those happy tappers!!!

Aitrus
05-11-2013, 09:37 AM
Make him your guild guardian. That way you are sure he will get beat up :-)

Bluedood
05-11-2013, 09:41 AM
Make him your guild guardian. That way you are sure he will get beat up :-)

^ this ^
best idea ever

F.codpiece
05-11-2013, 10:10 AM
^ this ^
best idea ever

Y'know what? I've been so pissed at him my play skills have been somewhat clouded.

Thank god for an oasis of clarity in the KA community.

Thank you. It will be implemented immediately.

Shluggy
05-11-2013, 11:06 AM
Genius thinking!!

F.codpiece
05-11-2013, 11:39 AM
It's Bad For Your Elf would like to congratulate Kree on his surprisingly rapid promotion to Guild Guardian, after volunteering for the role, in full knowledge that, in the event of Declaring War, he will always be first in line to "take one for the team".

If any of you meet us in the next day or two, I'm sure you will all show him your appreciation in the only way you know how.

Once again, well done Kree.

Rastlin
05-11-2013, 12:48 PM
+100 Thread of the Week! :)

DragCro
05-11-2013, 02:35 PM
Lol,thanks you made my day..Good luck to all guilds lower or higher in rank,just enjoy and relax!

SoccerStud
05-11-2013, 02:40 PM
LOL! Funniest thread of the day!

Danthorne
05-11-2013, 03:00 PM
Hilarious! What level player are they?

Sgt Maj
05-11-2013, 03:11 PM
Awesome, just awesome!

VileDoom
05-11-2013, 06:01 PM
Make him your guild guardian. That way you are sure he will get beat up :-)

Well played.

goowokji
05-11-2013, 09:09 PM
Bravo! tips hat and bows at your genius.

mee notyou
05-11-2013, 09:59 PM
Wish we could get paired against you so that we could help out. Would be fun to help teach him to play nice~

mee notyou
05-11-2013, 10:04 PM
It's Bad For Your Elf are a happy, peaceful camping outfit whose sole purpose is to let others get on with business of beating the crap out of each other.

However, one of our members has decided that hitting the Declare War button is an acceptable response to us asking for a few extra pieces of gold a day. And obviously we can't address the situation properly until the wars are over.

Therefore, should any of you find yourself up against us over the next 48 hours you have our wholehearted permission to scroll down your attack list until you find Kree, that's KREE, and give him the fight he so desperately desires.

Thank you in advance for your co-operation.


p.s. that's Kree in case you missed it.


Sorry, carry on . . .

What level and ally count is Kree? We won't meet you in battle but I will ask my team to look out for him on their battle lists to give him some love ;)

BADMARKX
05-11-2013, 10:55 PM
I heard about this earlier from a teammate that told us about his 2nd account.
Gamecock's Roost will be glad to aid you in this quest.
So it's Kree eh?

F.codpiece
05-11-2013, 11:41 PM
I believe it would be morally questionable for me to advocate targeting an individual player once they are no longer my Guild's responsibility.

However, for those hovering around the Level 24 with 120 allies . . .

Mr.Grumpy
05-12-2013, 12:56 AM
can we get an update on how kree is doing in the battle? wins/losses?

F.codpiece
05-12-2013, 01:37 AM
can we get an update on how kree is doing in the battle? wins/losses?

9 battles, 5 as GG
W1/L16
525 pts

Totalwar
05-12-2013, 01:50 AM
Funny thread cracking me up.

mee notyou
05-12-2013, 01:51 AM
9 battles, 5 as GG
W1/L16
525 pts

I would have hoped for thousands of losses.

BADMARKX
05-12-2013, 03:23 PM
Just wait till we get em!

groovdog
05-12-2013, 03:37 PM
Ahh my old guildies bringing a chuckle to everyone :)

Makes me wish we could help educate a wayward soul. Still remember the last time it happened. What is it with the big red button that says declare that attracts idiots out en force?

Hope all is well with you guys. Anyone looking for a really solid camper guild for your LLP check these guys out, solid bonuses and good people.

F.codpiece
05-12-2013, 04:13 PM
Ahh my old guildies bringing a chuckle to everyone :)

Makes me wish we could help educate a wayward soul. Still remember the last time it happened. What is it with the big red button that says declare that attracts idiots out en force?

Hope all is well with you guys. Anyone looking for a really solid camper guild for your LLP check these guys out, solid bonuses and good people.

Y'see folks, THIS is how you play the camper/fighting card.

You come to us, you build up your kingdom, army & stats, and then you get the urge to get actively violent in the Guild Wars.

You leave to find a new guild, posting a "Thank you very much" on the way out, and off you go to bigger and better things with our blessing.



We're having interesting times. I hope things are going well for you GD.

Lord VIX
05-12-2013, 04:58 PM
Maybe it is a child who can't read...

Klassenr@hotmail.com
05-12-2013, 05:16 PM
F.codpiece,
Thank you for your comments toward Groovdog. He is a solid player and we are lucky to have him. You have my recommendation for any llp whom wishes my opinion.

Bagoftricks
05-12-2013, 07:01 PM
Love this thread. Maybe now you have him as GG, if he forgets to declare war you can do it for him :-)

-OP-
05-12-2013, 07:14 PM
Love this thread. Maybe now you have him as GG, if he forgets to declare war you can do it for him :-)Now that made me almost snort my drink out of my nose. I do agree maybe the rest of you could get that itchy finger to help him out.

phl4w
05-12-2013, 09:25 PM
Love this thread. Maybe now you have him as GG, if he forgets to declare war you can do it for him :-)

officially lost it here. best thread in ages, you guys are more fun in KA, how is it i've only just started playing? MQ is rather boring by comparison

Shinazueli
05-12-2013, 09:37 PM
I think you guys should spend the 10 gems or whatever to all change your names to "pleasePoundOurGG" "TargetKreePlease" and the like.

moomrik
05-12-2013, 10:34 PM
I think you guys should spend the 10 gems or whatever to all change your names to "pleasePoundOurGG" "TargetKreePlease" and the like.

Fifty. 50 gems. Per avatar. But it is truly the only time in a year of playing that I would wholeheartedly say IT IS SOOO WORTH IT! :D

-OP-
05-12-2013, 10:54 PM
You should all post it on your personal walls as well so visiting kingdoms know who to target. I would hit them for you if I saw them on my battle list. I would even be so kid to let them know why they were targeted as well.

Aitrus
05-13-2013, 03:58 AM
Love this thread. Maybe now you have him as GG, if he forgets to declare war you can do it for him :-)

You just took a good thing and put a cherry on top!

F.codpiece
05-13-2013, 02:33 PM
For those interested, the final result:

Top 1250 position
+1 Dwarven Siege Smasher
-1 Kree

festivus
05-13-2013, 02:57 PM
For those interested, the final result:

Top 1250 position
+1 Dwarven Siege Smasher
-1 KreeWell, you should send him a thank you. Would you have made top 1250 without his help declaring wars? :D

MaximumFun
05-13-2013, 02:57 PM
For those interested, the final result:

Top 1250 position
+1 Dwarven Siege Smasher
-1 Kree

Sounds like a net positive result, so congrats!

Zenobia
05-13-2013, 02:58 PM
For those interested, the final result:

Top 1250 position
+1 Dwarven Siege Smasher
-1 Kree
Congratulations on trading up your Kree for a Dwarven Siege Smasher. He is much less likely to declare war on your behalf. And much more likely to contribute anything worthwhile to your guild.

This thread, and every post in it, pretty much made my day.

BADMARKX
05-13-2013, 03:14 PM
Fun
Fun
Fun

VileDoom
05-13-2013, 03:24 PM
For those interested, the final result:

Top 1250 position
+1 Dwarven Siege Smasher
-1 Kree

How many millions in gold did that Siege Smasher cost your over vault LLP's?