View Full Version : We would like to extend and invitation to our pants party

05-15-2013, 01:49 PM
We are currently recruiting active members so we can break into the top 500. We have recently dropped all syndicate members who:

- Don't play Crime City when using the bathroom
- Breath heavily when eating
- Have excessive nasal and/or ear hair
- Speak with a fake English accent
- Freeload on our syndicate by not being active

Of course if you join us I will need to come to your house with my "people" to make sure you are on the level. We are highly trained and spotting the above flaws (accept the first point, we will just take your word for that one). Once accepted you can enjoy our pants parties, free martial arts lessons from a Nigerian Prince I met on the internet and Crime City victory.

We have 60 bonuses and are growing them rapidly. PM me if you have any questions.

Invite code: 575562513

05-15-2013, 11:21 PM
We are not interested in leaving our syndicate to merge with another. To be honest, most of us are legally blind so the odds of that transaction working out would not be good. I was blinded by a welding accident. Who knew you needed to wear a mask?!

05-17-2013, 02:34 AM
We still have a few spots so hit us up!