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Dorjee
05-30-2013, 03:38 PM
This just in from the Daily Planet

Gree has lost a mayjor class action lawsuit against them by the many players of Kingdom Age.

The players unhappy with the way the game is going they say that the game is becoming less fun to play and for some reason no matter how hard they try they just can't stop playing or spending money on gems.*

A few have been reported by previous family members of how they lost their loved one to the game constantly muttering "My Precious My precious" as they continually buy mountains of gems.

Many have lost their homes family and friends to this relentless game.

There has been careful investigation to determine if their is some sort of mind control programed into the game.

Ex Cia director Smith, had no comments as to his employment with Gree and wether he had implemented the old CIA Mind Kontol project into the game.*

The Judge Magoo was the first judge after multiple attempts of a class action lawsuit against Gree by the players, to rule in their favor. Is is reported that he was imune to the effects of the Mind Kontrol used by Agent smith while being questioned. Some ponder if it is due to the fact he is legally blind without the glasses he refuses to wear.

Gree must now change thier name to Gree'd.
Gree'd must also pay for treatments of any players requesting it, by Arkham Asylum, for the use of Mind Kontrol on the players. Symptoms are known to be:
The repetative mention of the words "My Precious"
The inability to stop purchasing mountains of gems.
The inability to stop playing the game.

Unfortunately most players have not requested the services provided by Arkham Asylum.

We have interviewed a few players.
Anonymous " I don't know whats wrong with me I am starting to hate the game i complain about it all the time i say i am gonna quit but i just keep playing "
Anonymous" I said i would not purchase any more gems from Kingdom Age till they fix issues in the game but i just keep saying 'My Precious' as i buy more mountains of gems. It's like somthing is in controll of me"

From Gree'd formaly known as Gree
"We weren't worried in the least they keep complaining, but obviously they like it cause our number keep going up. They say they will quit if we make more quests non stop and make wars longer than three days. According to our market analysis it shows, what they really mean is they want to war every weekend and they are just kiding with us they love the game.

This epidemic has spread across the world. Is there no hope.

There is one person that has been reported to have stoped playing Kingdom Age. When we asked how he did it, he said " It was simple I just started playing Crime City and Modern War.

Dorjee
05-30-2013, 03:39 PM
All in fun hope both sides get a good laugh from it.

TempusDA
05-30-2013, 05:04 PM
Pretty funny thanks

Sirius
05-30-2013, 05:10 PM
Try to keep the discussion polite folks just a heads up!

Dorjee
05-30-2013, 05:49 PM
Thanks Sirius not ment to be a debate just to bring a little humor to the forums and lighten things up a bit. :)

So please folks no debates on this post. Just get a few laughs from it.

Let me know if you like it ;)

It is humor for both sides

Sexy Calindra
05-30-2013, 05:56 PM
Thanks Sirius not ment to be a debate just to bring a little humor to the forums and lighten things up a bit. :)

So please folks no debates on this post. Just get a few laughs from it.

Let me know if you like it ;)

It is humor for both sides

He he he! I really enjoyed it! My precious.....

goowokji
05-30-2013, 06:00 PM
Try to keep the discussion polite folks just a heads up!

Umm, can you wake the server guys up to flip the switch so we can play again.

TempusDA
05-30-2013, 06:10 PM
Goowokji I think they are trying to fix the crash issues that people still using ios 5.1.1 are having

Most games have server time outs to fix issues and to be fair Kingdom age is rarely ever down compared to most games.

Ratma2001
05-30-2013, 06:12 PM
The answer was just given:
This epidemic has spread across the world. Is there no hope.

They turned the Servers Off .....haha all of our problems are fixed ..the crowd of 1 goes Wild ...Arm pumping air with Jaubalation !

TempusDA
05-31-2013, 01:11 AM
Lol Ratma you do not disappoint funny as usual :)

Iron Maiden
05-31-2013, 02:34 AM
Lol :) certainly made me smile! Thanks!

The Good Doctor
05-31-2013, 07:40 AM
Did that post really require a warning from a moderator?

TempusDA
05-31-2013, 07:51 AM
I think Sirius was trying to be polite and give a friendly warning not a threatening warning.
I believe also the poster intended for it to lighten the mood in the forums.
Let's have a laugh from this together as intended :)

Sixmoons
05-31-2013, 08:53 AM
You got a moderator warning - and yet you want more moderation ?

JPFAS
05-31-2013, 09:09 AM
Try to keep the discussion polite folks just a heads up!

Seriously? Now you consider humor impolite? The same way you consider the truth inconvenient?

Just fix the stupid bugs once and for all and stop harassing your customers.

fred1234
06-02-2013, 12:57 AM
lmfao that was great