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Anonymously Yours
06-17-2013, 05:57 PM
The little guy fought valiantly. He always did his best. He was born a small little wannabe warrior. He trained hard, consumed some gold, got some LTQ loot, some more loot from WD, Boss loot, and grew to be a tough little varmint.

Then one fateful day, he was no more. Was he taken player of war? Did he go AWOL? Perhaps he was slain in a fake battle? Who knows, he's been missing for four days now. I'm sure he's in a better place.

I heard others say this happened to their little warrior. I thought, how odd? Then it happened to my lil dude, too.

Well, if he comes back, it'll be okay. If he's gone forever, that's cool, too. The little scamp that appeared and tried to take his place, I'll be deleting him soon when I delete the game.


I wish everyone well. I hope it never happens to you, but if it does, it could have been real bad luck.

What I mean is that this is fantasy. People have real problems. Some have bad health, no jobs, suffered the loss of a loved one, alone on a battlefield, locked away in a jail cell, enduring a divorce, the list goes on and on .... That's real, this isn't.

Life goes on, and fantasy ends. I'm okay with it. I hope you will be, too.

Sergeant307
06-17-2013, 06:25 PM
God speed little warrior!

Captnmorgan
06-17-2013, 06:28 PM
Wait what??? This isn't real life? I'm so confused now.

Does that mean unicorns aren't real too?

Anonymously Yours
06-17-2013, 07:30 PM
Wait what??? This isn't real life? I'm so confused now.

Does that mean unicorns aren't real too?

Sadly, there are no unicorns, (CHILDREN PLEASE READ NO FURTHER), \



There is no Santa Claus, Tooth fairy, Easter Bunny, and there is never any sex in the BOOM-BOOM Room.


The gold, that ain't real, either!!!


Now, those $ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_sign) € (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro_sign) kr (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A5) ₩ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%82%A9) zł (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z%C5%82) R$ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R$) R MOP$ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOP$) GBP you've been using, they're all too real!

Chikin
06-17-2013, 08:04 PM
Sadly, there are no unicorns, (CHILDREN PLEASE READ NO FURTHER), \



There is no Santa Claus, Tooth fairy, Easter Bunny, and there is never any sex in the BOOM-BOOM Room.


The gold, that ain't real, either!!!


Now, those $ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_sign) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro_sign) kr (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A5) ₩ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%82%A9) zł (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z%C5%82) R$ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R$) R MOP$ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOP$) GBP you've been using, they're all too real!

And BOOM GOES THE DYNOMITE!!!!!

Tito89
06-18-2013, 01:55 AM
have fun doing other stuff like notthis game.

Julius Wheezer
06-18-2013, 02:49 AM
[There is no Santa Claus, Tooth fairy, Easter Bunny, and there is never any sex in the BOOM-BOOM Room.


If the Tooth Fairy isn't real, then why did I get 32 when I pulled all my teeth out?

That's about the same reward to effort level as Modern War.

Rough Neck
06-18-2013, 05:44 AM
Cheers.....

fkamb
06-18-2013, 10:26 AM
Does this mean one of the piggies has gone missing? When i find him i'll take him in and make him as fat as possible

sayonoraedddie
06-18-2013, 12:20 PM
Yes, many of us have gone...from the forum..from the game...we no longer care to waste
time here. Have we stopped fighting? Not hardly. We prefer to fight in the real world...
That fight is coming...it is not over.

Fl@sh
06-18-2013, 01:22 PM
Yours...........

fkamb
06-18-2013, 03:25 PM
No we will not stop fighting, it's a wargame after all