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Phillip99
01-11-2014, 02:21 PM
Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

*****6 months later

Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'

Da Don
01-11-2014, 02:26 PM
MV isn't a troll

I love tacos
01-11-2014, 02:39 PM
Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

*****6 months later

Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'Congraulations on the worst joke of the year

Phillip99
01-11-2014, 04:34 PM
Congraulations on the worst joke of the year

C'mon man, it wasn't that bad........ok I'll try again

Mr Burns: well young man, you are totally unqualified to work in my power plant, but I'm giving you the job because I have a soft spot for army veterans
Homer: what are you talking about, I wasn't in the army
Burns: well what was all that stuff about leading men into battle and coordinating battle plans
Homer: I was leader of a crime city syndicate
Burns:**facepalm
Homer: Doh

ploop
01-11-2014, 04:44 PM
lololololololol

Benzini
01-11-2014, 05:19 PM
Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

*****6 months later

Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'

fantastic joke! and so true!

Phillip99
01-11-2014, 05:30 PM
Sweet, thanks guys, glad you like them. Since I have fans, I will do another.

Why did mrs. Franklin drop off her son at gree......she was used to giving them all her Benjamins.

Hint for international viewers: Ben Franklin is a famous american (on 100 dollar bill)

Luv4UR Mom
01-11-2014, 05:44 PM
Sweet, thanks guys, glad you like them. Since I have fans, I will do another.

Why did mrs. Franklin drop off her son at gree......she was used to giving them all her Benjamins.

Hint for international viewers: Ben Franklin is a famous american

Don't believe them. They are just trying to be nice, and not hurt your feelings...... Buy a vault, invest it in crates, and become super-powerful.

See- That was funnier than any of your jokes.

Phillip99
01-11-2014, 05:48 PM
That's 2 for and 2 against my jokes, anyone else?

Luv4UR Mom
01-11-2014, 05:50 PM
Or how about this one: CJ54 and A&F actually care about the opinion of game-players.

Now THAT'S a joke! I actually almost fell out of my chair, and hurt myself laughing about that one!

HavingFun
01-11-2014, 06:05 PM
I've seen Molly but never a Molley on the forum?

Marine007
01-11-2014, 07:59 PM
You are going to get in trouble for creating an unconsructuve thread.....

I love tacos
01-11-2014, 08:31 PM
Or how about this one: CJ54 and A&F actually care about the opinion of game-players.

Now THAT'S a joke! I actually almost fell out of my chair, and hurt myself laughing about that one! I don't agree, CJ54 has been informing us a lot lately. Kudos to you CJ

HavingFun
01-11-2014, 10:57 PM
Now you've seen a Molly on the forum brah.
Nope, still haven't seen a Molley yet.