View Full Version : And the wife said.....

03-14-2014, 07:49 PM
What are you doing? Should you not play WD next weekend?
No, the guy said I lowered my allies to 1, and I cant play WD with just 1 ally.
Are you serious? she said. Why did you lower to just 1 ally?
Well, I had to make a statement..
A statement? What kind of a statement?
No idea, but it seemed a good idea at the time and i think gree is a bad person
That much is true, the wife said. Perhaps you should stop playing?
I cant he said and he started to cry
Why cant you stop?
I dont know, there is so much money in there, if i leave, it is like throwing away the money
If i leave, it is like throwing away my friends
The wife holds her arms out and says: who am I?
He looks at her and gasps: you are my wife, why do you ask?
Well, she says, now i know for certain you will never leave me!
What do you mean?
Well, she said, you have already invested so much money in me.......
That is completely different he said.
That night he shut down the device and pondered........
What am i doing....... And the wife said
You are doing the right thing

Col Cawthon
03-14-2014, 08:59 PM
That was good!

03-14-2014, 09:07 PM
Ferr, today has been your best day ever!
I salute you, sir.

Col Cawthon
03-14-2014, 09:12 PM
Ferr, today has been your best day ever!
I salute you, sir.

Very active...lots to think about...

03-14-2014, 09:20 PM

Thorm V2
03-14-2014, 09:30 PM
Retiring again?

03-14-2014, 09:42 PM
Retiring again?

Shh, Professor Ferr's trying to teach the people some very important stuff.

Thorm V2
03-14-2014, 09:46 PM
Haha. There once was a boy who cried, "Wolf".....

03-14-2014, 11:18 PM
Haha. There once was a boy who cried, "Wolf".....

True, but there was also once a boy who laughed at the boy who cried wold not believing it to be the truth, until he got bit in the ass by the wolf he never saw coming.:cool:

Thorm V2
03-14-2014, 11:52 PM
Certainly! And... Even a blind squirrel will find a nut now & again...

03-15-2014, 12:44 AM
Retiring again?
I am retired indeed. If I were not, you would have noticed sir.

03-15-2014, 01:40 AM
I am retired indeed. If I were not, you would have noticed sir.

Excellent Ferr.

03-15-2014, 03:35 AM
Nice one....

03-15-2014, 04:20 AM
As one of old ones here I read very carefully every single word. I imagine I should also share with my wife who has been so patient with me through this time I have been playing this game. The only think I can say to you Ferr is: Thank You!

We are so addicted that we forget the most precious things in our lives. They are so close and we can't see.

Thorm V2
03-15-2014, 05:10 AM
Well, I guess I do miss the declarations of how you'll beat SUP or PUN, only to have to eat crow later.

You're not retired, sadly. If you're retired, you'd just go away.

You're addicted. Delete the game; delete this forum. Walk away.

Oh, and equating love with money spent is a bit cynical.

03-15-2014, 06:10 AM

10 characters

Elite Enforcer
03-15-2014, 06:28 AM
Nice post. So true.