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Sol Invictus
05-05-2014, 11:08 AM
It tends to upset people when you spam their threads with useless nonsense just so you can get your fifteen posts in, so you can do things like create new threads and use images in your signature.

Instead of bothering all the nice people in the General or Guild Recruitment forums, put your spam here.

If you post funny pictures, that might be a good idea. At least it's something to look at. But whatever.

Go on.
Get it out of your system.



If you don't know what to post, here are some resources:

Jokes: http://www.reddit.com/r/jokes
Funny pictures: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/
GIFs:http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/

REBEL GI FLiP
05-08-2014, 05:28 PM
sol you are so cool!!!

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h245/flipapotamis/jesters1_zps6618bae9.jpg

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:07 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:07 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:10 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:11 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:12 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:15 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:18 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:19 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:23 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:25 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:27 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:28 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:30 AM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

Sir Vacant
05-09-2014, 04:33 AM
Well, this answ...

You know what, nobody's replied. I haven't spammed, I asked numerous times and NOBODY'S REPLIED!

I'm done here. For those who've read through the entire thread, your reward is this video of an alpaca trying to eat an apple:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I1QkHBCEa0

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:04 AM
I appreciate the thread, and apologize for the posts about to occur.

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:56 AM
My apologies.

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:57 AM
No duplicates, who knew.

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:57 AM
What's the point of the 15 posts rule?

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:58 AM
It also apparently limits your posts to one every 25 seconds.

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:58 AM
For those who didn't know.

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:59 AM
Running out of random things to write.

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 10:59 AM
Good news though, only two more posts after this!

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 11:01 AM
Now just one.

LottaStyle
05-09-2014, 11:01 AM
Last one! Again, thank you!

The_Athena
05-10-2014, 10:34 PM
Hello everyone

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:20 AM
Spam, spam, spam, spam

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:21 AM
I hate Gree

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:21 AM
How can a stupid company make so much money?

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:22 AM
I have better things to do

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:22 AM
Argh.........

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:23 AM
I live in Tokyo

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:23 AM
Didn't Gree start in Tokyo?

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:24 AM
Few more posts to go.

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:24 AM
Almost there.

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:25 AM
Geez, they make you wait 25 seconds too between posts.

DN_Sith_Lord
05-13-2014, 08:25 AM
Yeah! I am done. Thank you for your patience with my spamming.

The_Athena
05-13-2014, 05:50 PM
How's it going people?

The_Athena
05-13-2014, 05:51 PM
Hopefully everyone is doing good:)

The_Athena
05-13-2014, 05:52 PM
Spam is nasty:(

The_Athena
05-13-2014, 05:53 PM
:D:D:D hopefully this will be my last one

MrManhoso
05-15-2014, 07:52 AM
i like cheese

MrManhoso
05-15-2014, 09:17 AM
i dont like sol tho

MrManhoso
05-15-2014, 09:19 AM
at all really, he seems like a forum troll

legalious
05-15-2014, 12:49 PM
I cant wait until I can add a signature

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 07:20 AM
Stupid rule if you have to spam to post. 8)7

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:04 AM
I recommend removing such a rule and implementing more moderators.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:06 AM
Then nobody has to fill a whole topic with nonsense, just to get the requirement.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:07 AM
So GREE start thinking if you want a rule that has no real purpose.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:08 AM
A rule you let people avoid by allowing these posts.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:09 AM
If a rule has no purpose and you don't enforce it. Remove it.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:10 AM
Concentrate on helping players and on those rules that matter to a community.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:11 AM
Reducing the load on moderators.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:11 AM
Reducing irritation of starting members.

Longbeard
05-16-2014, 08:12 AM
Resulting in a nicer, friendlier forum for your players.

legalious
05-16-2014, 04:06 PM
Gree has enough money to hire more moderators and such, just don't see why not.

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:31 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:32 PM
stupid can't create topic thingstupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:32 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:33 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:33 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:34 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:34 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:35 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:35 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:36 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:36 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

had to use fking google to find out about the post count limit

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:37 PM
had to use fking google to find out about the post count limit

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:37 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:38 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:39 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

stupid can't create topic thing

Ch3vr0n
05-16-2014, 10:39 PM
stupid can't create topic thing

i give up. 16 posts. Still can't create topic. Screw this

Sol Invictus
05-17-2014, 03:11 PM
I'm not a forum troll, I just troll dumb people. So if you're getting trolled, consider reading a book.

HHM Suraj.
05-18-2014, 05:36 AM
I'm not a forum troll, I just troll dumb people. So if you're getting trolled, consider reading a book.

heya sol :)

Everdark
05-18-2014, 10:18 PM
one two three four five...

Everdark
05-18-2014, 10:18 PM
six seven eight nine ten...

Everdark
05-18-2014, 10:19 PM
eleven twelve! doo do do dodo do doo do dododo do.

TWELVE!

Everdark
05-18-2014, 10:20 PM
Well, this answers the question as to why I can't make new posts. Does this ever get used though?

nope but thanks for asking :P

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:29 PM
Uno
Uno uno uno

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:31 PM
Dos dos dos dos

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:31 PM
3333333333333

ZiZaK
05-20-2014, 12:32 PM
hot many post to make a thread???

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:32 PM
444444444444

ZiZaK
05-20-2014, 12:32 PM
uselesssssssssssssssss

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:33 PM
15 I think

ZiZaK
05-20-2014, 12:33 PM
lazy dogggggggggggggggggggg

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:34 PM
Jejehejehe

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:35 PM
77777777777777

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:35 PM
888888888888

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:37 PM
99999999999

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:38 PM
101010101010

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:38 PM
1111111111111

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:38 PM
1212121212121

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:39 PM
131313131313

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:40 PM
141414141414

rgu
05-20-2014, 12:40 PM
1515151515

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:13 AM
great idea.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:13 AM
this helps alot of people out.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:14 AM
definitely makes things easier

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:14 AM
to get the forum privileges

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:15 AM
without having to clutter

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:15 AM
other people's threads

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:16 AM
with nonsense.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:16 AM
The swift brown fox...

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:17 AM
...jumped over the lazy dog.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:17 AM
what type of animal...

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:18 AM
...did the fox jump over?

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:18 AM
A dog. Definitely a dog.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:20 AM
Old McDonald had a farm.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:20 AM
Ee eye ee eye oh.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:21 AM
And on his farm he had a pig.

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:25 AM
With a oink oink here...

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:26 AM
and an oink oink there...

BigCrits
05-21-2014, 12:27 AM
here an oink there an oink...old McDonald had a farm... ee eye ee eye oh.

ZiZaK
05-21-2014, 09:43 AM
lazy dogggg

ZiZaK
05-21-2014, 09:45 AM
fggfhdsfghdhg

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:45 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!

ZiZaK
05-21-2014, 09:45 AM
werwerqwrqwre

ZiZaK
05-21-2014, 09:46 AM
werybrstyhfehdfghdh

ZiZaK
05-21-2014, 09:47 AM
sdfhgdfghsdfhffg

ZiZaK
05-21-2014, 09:47 AM
jkjbl,j knkjk-ljml-

ZiZaK
05-21-2014, 09:48 AM
asbgdsfgnsfdhdfghvbn

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:51 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:51 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:53 AM
jhfhcjvkljbjk

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:55 AM
jfdcyhjkjl

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:56 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!!

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:56 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!!!

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:57 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!!!!!

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:57 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru.

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 09:59 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru..

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 10:03 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru...

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 10:05 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 10:06 AM
Omae wa mo shindeiru!!!

MDMTGC
05-21-2014, 10:08 AM
hngnnggghgyutduykchj

legalious
05-23-2014, 11:19 AM
Has anyone ever got an epic by using just one key?

Sol Invictus
05-24-2014, 11:13 AM
Yes, they have.

I got a special group together to see if there was a difference between using all keys at once and using them one at a time. Results are inconclusive because of small sample size, but out of everyone in my group, two Epics were rewarded one at a time and none came from using them all at once.

manichou
05-26-2014, 07:57 AM
Just one, simple little post. Something. Just to prove I exist.

Please.:(

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:01 AM
Still not perfect. Getting redirected everywhere. But it worked..!! Thank f*#*k.

and you, Sol, too. Great idea.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:07 AM
Went Google fishing last night too, having been reduced to a jabbering wreck typing in 'a dog', 'a lazy dog', 'the dog', 'a canine' and so on. Basically got caught in the trap of giving a grammatically coherent response to a grammatically coherent question. Fool that I am.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:11 AM
5 trips to a permission page before it let me post this.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:13 AM
1 misdirect is Better. Not great like, but better.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:15 AM
At least now I will be able to post in the Guild sticky thread.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:18 AM
And advertise for active members for my new guild.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:20 AM
Because it is clear that in wars, inactive members are a liability.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:23 AM
Because I f*#*king LOVE this game and am HYPER-active on it.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:26 AM
And if other players aren't as commited, it's a pain in the are.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:28 AM
And in wars especially, inactive players can make you want to scream.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:30 AM
It is strange when you realise that a game you're so into basically means nowt to them.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:33 AM
But why join a guild if you're not in for the long haul ?

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:36 AM
I mean I would call that fickle, or a lack of self-knowledge.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:39 AM
Thanks Sol. I do exist and you have helped me out.

manichou
05-26-2014, 08:42 AM
And one more just for Mr. Manners.
!

Rookeye
05-26-2014, 06:29 PM
I'm only mildly bothered that the forum AI will not let me be technically correct when I answer the challenge question: it's a "lazy dog", not just "dog".

"Dog" let's that no-good hound think we're not onto him. "Dog" gives him delusions of grandeur. "Dog" is wholly inadequate to describe the useless kanid I have in mind...! ;)

Rookeye
05-26-2014, 06:31 PM
Went Google fishing last night too, having been reduced to a jabbering wreck typing in 'a dog', 'a lazy dog', 'the dog', 'a canine' and so on. Basically got caught in the trap of giving a grammatically coherent response to a grammatically coherent question. Fool that I am.

Ah. I see I'm not the only one.

Rookeye
05-26-2014, 06:34 PM
And now, a serious question:

What is the actual purpose of Guilds? Obviously there are a lot of them, and people seem to be very keen on theirs, but what are they FOR? What benefits are conferred by joining a guild? What duties/responsibilities are expected once you do join?

I found a couple with highly amusing, attractive names, but they don't return their emails... Hmm.

Rookeye
05-26-2014, 06:44 PM
ROOK TO SELF: Are you really going to spam 15 times just for posting privileges?
SELF: And why shouldn't I?
ROOK: Seems a tad excessive, doesn't it?
SELF: Hey, Sol is to blame! He/she put this thread here and INVITED us to spam!
ROOK: Yeah, but that's just 'Opportunity', you haven't justified an actual "Spam-page".
SELF: Ohhh very well...
ROOK: ...
SELF: ...
ROOK: Well?
SELF: Sorry, I was planning my next dastardly spam...forgot you were here...
ROOK: FORGOT?!
SELF: You're kind of nondescript...you know...you sort of fade from consciousness...
ROOK: But I AM YOU!!!
SELF: ...only from a certain point of view...
ROOK: If you quote Star Wars again, I'm gonna punch myself...
SELF: What other movie could I possibly quote and be reasonably sure you'd know all the lines?
ROOK: I've had enough of this
SELF: No you haven't... ;)

Sol Invictus
05-29-2014, 09:05 AM
Alright, then.

Rookeye
05-29-2014, 12:29 PM
You are not allowed to visit your own thread unless you bring s'mores... ;)

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:17 PM
Ok here' s one.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:19 PM
Ok here' s two.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:20 PM
Ok here' s three.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:21 PM
And then there were 3.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:22 PM
And now there are 4

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:22 PM
Woo hoo 5 now.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:23 PM
And now we have 6

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:24 PM
Wow now there are 7.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:24 PM
Taking forever to get 8

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:25 PM
Could that be 9?

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:26 PM
Plus the 6 I had before, that makes 15!!!!!!

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:33 PM
Ok still not able to post new stuff.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:33 PM
Still trying to post stuff

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:34 PM
Just hanging out waiting.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:34 PM
Maybe this time.

Pagan Jo
05-29-2014, 02:37 PM
Ok maybe 20 posts is the magic number.

Rookeye
05-29-2014, 03:31 PM
Lemme know when they let you post pics...I still can't do that... :)

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:10 PM
spammin to 15 5/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:10 PM
spammin to 15 6/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:11 PM
spammin to 15 7/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:11 PM
spammin to 15 8/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:12 PM
spammin to 15 9/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:12 PM
spammin to 15 10/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:13 PM
spammin to 15 11/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:13 PM
spammin to 15 12/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:14 PM
spammin to 15 13/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:14 PM
spammin to 15 14/15

Lord Malice
05-29-2014, 04:15 PM
This thread was much needed.

Necrasin
05-31-2014, 11:25 AM
This is silly when a newbie needs help we have to do this sort of thing just to ask for it. Well thanks for the thread.

Sol Invictus
05-31-2014, 04:28 PM
You don't have to start a new thread to ask for help.

There is a whole thread for that.



Feel free to ask any question about K&D in here, solutions will be provided ASAP :)

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?52276-Feel-free-to-ask-any-question-about-K-amp-D-in-here-solutions-will-be-provided-ASAP-)

Rookeye
05-31-2014, 09:06 PM
This thread is the Awesomesauce and provides a needed service that aids newbies to fill up their post-o-meters so "they can become real boys!", and it keeps them from spamming the other threads to just fill that post count.

Sol Invictus for the win... ;)

Mogath
06-01-2014, 12:17 AM
I hate spamming but I have to do this as I have a problem that needs to be addressed.

Mogath
06-01-2014, 12:17 AM
It is an annoying problem too, I contacted Gree but have gotten no response. I am semi hopeful but logic in me says this is futile.

Mogath
06-01-2014, 12:19 AM
Still though having some hope doesn't hurt.

Mogath
06-01-2014, 12:20 AM
Just three more posts to go!

Mogath
06-01-2014, 12:20 AM
I only have two more to go :D

Mogath
06-01-2014, 12:21 AM
Zomg am I done or one more?

Mogath
06-01-2014, 12:21 AM
okay doing one more !~_~

DK Boss
06-02-2014, 01:01 AM
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DK Boss
06-02-2014, 01:01 AM
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DK Boss
06-02-2014, 01:02 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:02 AM
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DK Boss
06-02-2014, 01:03 AM
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DK Boss
06-02-2014, 01:11 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:12 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:12 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:13 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:13 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:13 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:14 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:14 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:55 AM
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06-02-2014, 01:57 AM
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DK Boss
06-02-2014, 01:57 AM
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Pillowpants
06-02-2014, 03:04 PM
thanks a million

Pillowpants
06-02-2014, 03:05 PM
thanks a million plus 2

legalious
06-03-2014, 10:57 AM
Spam...doesn't taste so great

Rookeye
06-03-2014, 03:01 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/f10cf60ca2ca3ba0cbb5b55c847bfebd/tumblr_inline_mm791kX2K81rop2u8.gif

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:01 PM
1234567890

Did you know that 123456 is the most commonly used password? "Password" was at one point the most common, but the ease of typing out 123456 made that the top password to date (and thus, the most easily cracked one).

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:11 PM
Spam...doesn't taste so great

You should try this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:13 PM
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:13 PM
Do, or do not. There is no try.

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:14 PM
You take the blue pill the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:15 PM
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:17 PM
Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:18 PM
3.14159265

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:21 PM
Something to think about:

If 1/3 = 0.3333333 on to infinity,
and 2/3 = 0.6666666 on to infinity,
then the pattern should hold that 3/3 - 0.9999999 on to infinity.

But since 3/3 = 1, then 1 = 0.9999999 on to infinity.

Can we have this kind of duality in mathematics?

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:25 PM
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:30 PM
In this world of guns and knives, wherever Tang Lung may go to, he will always travel on his own.

Jun-fan
06-03-2014, 08:32 PM
Post 15. Fifteen. XV. F (hex). 1111 (binary).

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:48 PM
I like this topic

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:48 PM
This is a fun topic

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:49 PM
I've jumped off a 50 foot cliff before

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:49 PM
It was into water 👍

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:50 PM
I am almost halfway done.

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:50 PM
Does anyone actually read this stuff?!

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:51 PM
The lost souls is an amazing guild

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:52 PM
2+2=4... I think

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:53 PM
Dog. Its a freaking lazy dog.

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:53 PM
Only a couple more...

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:55 PM
join us. We have cookies. (Metaphorical ones)

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:55 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie

Herald Adolin
06-03-2014, 08:56 PM
No Otha brothas can deny

Sol Invictus
06-04-2014, 03:34 AM
Jun-fan has the best spam so far.
Herald has the worst.

Rookeye
06-04-2014, 05:36 AM
Jun-fan seems to be a mix of the quote god and the original... :) I like his bits about Binary... ;)

Jun-fan
06-04-2014, 07:45 AM
Jun-fan has the best spam so far.
Herald has the worst.

Aw come on, you gotta on some level appreciate Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back lyrics. That was such a classic...

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

Jun-fan
06-04-2014, 07:47 AM
Thanks. I suppose I could have done my 15 all in binary...

0001
0010
0011
0100
0101
0110
0111
1000
1001
1010
1011
1100
1101
1110
1111

But I'm sure that's far less entertaining than Ezekiel 25:17...

Sol Invictus
06-04-2014, 11:51 AM
From the OP


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Rookeye
06-04-2014, 01:41 PM
Thanks. I suppose I could have done my 15 all in binary...But I'm sure that's far less entertaining than Ezekiel 25:17...

They misquoted Ezekiel in the film, naturally... ;)

Jun-fan
06-04-2014, 02:21 PM
They misquoted Ezekiel in the film, naturally... ;)

My college religion teacher was not amused when I put that quote on a test once. I think that whole passage came up in a discussion that took a good chunk of class time too. Win some, lose some...