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Rookeye
08-11-2014, 07:59 PM
Do you know movies? Post a recognizable quote...the next person must correctly guess the movie, and post a new quote. (The point here is NOT to be obscure, but extra points for quoting humorous cult classics!) As always, please follow forum rules, etc.


QUOTE:

"We'll never survive!"
"Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has..." ;)

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:03 PM
The Princess Bride

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:04 PM
Correct! ;) now you give the next quote...

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:06 PM
"do or do not there is no try"

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:11 PM
Oh eeeeasy! Star Wars! ;) Try this:


QUOTE: "Laaaarge leak, very dangerous. Give us a minute to lock it down." *giggle*

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:15 PM
Isn't that Star Wars also?

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:16 PM
New quote- "Nobody puts baby in a corner"

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:18 PM
EDIT: Dirty Dancing, of course.


"Do you know what the Ark is? It's a transmitter! It's a radio for speaking to God!"

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:19 PM
The one and only Raiders of the Lost Ark of course :-)

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:20 PM
Love Raiders. Your turn. ;)

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:20 PM
New quote- If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:26 PM
Hahaha! Dodgeball!!! I'd forgotten Rip Torn in that one...


"If you're from Africa, why are you white?
"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:29 PM
Hmmm....Mean Girls?

New quote -"I'll be back"

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:32 PM
Terminator...every Terminator movie!!!! Lol


How's this?


"...you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:35 PM
Couldn't be anything other than the great Monty Python and specifically The Holy Grail

New quote - "Come with me if you want to live"

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:37 PM
Isn't that Terminator again?

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:37 PM
Oops-repeated movie. Finding new quote

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:38 PM
New quote -"Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get"

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:39 PM
Oooh! Erm...Forrest Gump?

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:41 PM
Of course :-) your turn

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:43 PM
"Her name is Elora Dannen--the future Queen of Tir Asleen--and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!!"

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:46 PM
willow?

New quote- "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:49 PM
Wow. I do NOT know that one!! Lol ;)

Hint?

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:50 PM
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:51 PM
Was kinda obscure -will post new quote

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:51 PM
Still no. I had to peep: Hackers.


You wanna go again? I technically cheated. ;)

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:52 PM
New quote -"My precious"

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 08:56 PM
Gollum!!!!! Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Every LOTR movie in which Gollum appears! ;)


"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 08:58 PM
A few good men!!!!!

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 09:06 PM
Love that scene... ;) Let's see...I hope you know this one!


"Mongo only pawn in game of life..."

Bel Terv
08-11-2014, 09:08 PM
Only mongo I know is Blazing Saddles

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 09:16 PM
Heh! Love Mongo! Okay, I'm off to Zzz...any one else want to start off the next round of quotes? ;)

Clementine
08-11-2014, 09:45 PM
Here is one!

"Half of writing history is hiding the truth."

Rookeye
08-11-2014, 10:15 PM
Ooh, Serenity! Nice!


"All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid."
"It keeps me warm."

Dianish
08-12-2014, 01:49 AM
Ooh, Serenity! Nice!


"All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid."
"It keeps me warm."

Red Dawn.

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“Consider that a divorce”

Rookeye
08-12-2014, 06:51 AM
Ha! Total Recall. Great line!




"We have to get drunk immediately!"

and

"There's more vodka in this piss than piss!!"

Dianish
08-12-2014, 09:40 PM
Ha! Total Recall. Great line!




"We have to get drunk immediately!"

and

"There's more vodka in this piss than piss!!"


Vincent in Gattaca from 1997.

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"You're going to try to control six sharks with your laptop, a cell phone, and the car radio?"

BDK Shaun
08-12-2014, 11:37 PM
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"You're going to try to control six sharks with your laptop, a cell phone, and the car radio?"

Blue Demon

Hopefully mine is a lil easier but not too easy

"We will start with the perfect omelette which is made with two eggs not three. Amateurs often add milk for density; this is a mistake."

Dianish
08-13-2014, 02:58 AM
Blue Demon

Hopefully mine is a lil easier but not too easy

"We will start with the perfect omelette which is made with two eggs not three. Amateurs often add milk for density; this is a mistake."

LL Cool J in "Deep Blue Sea" from 1999

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"I come from Mount Halycon. Im the daughter of Zeus"

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 05:30 AM
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"I come from Mount Halycon. Im the daughter of Zeus"
Olivia Newton John from Xanadu 1980

Perhaps it should have been rule of wrist

Dianish
08-13-2014, 06:36 AM
Olivia Newton John from Xanadu 1980

Perhaps it should have been rule of wrist



Connor MacManus from The Boondock Saints. One of the best movies ;)

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"Do you think the monster's a catfish?"

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 07:25 AM
No clue, Dianish! Help! (Looooove Boondock Saints!!!!!)

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 09:15 AM
Connor MacManus from The Boondock Saints. One of the best movies ;)

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"Do you think the monster's a catfish?"
I'll admit I had to search it Zaat. Dianish, you far exceed my meager knowledge of bad movie quotes

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 09:50 AM
Next quote?

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 10:06 AM
I figured I couldn't take credit since I looked it up, I defer to Dainish

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 10:13 AM
Dianish is offline, so I'm gonna move the game forward till he gets back... ;)


"Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare."

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 05:48 PM
"Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare."

Surprised it took me so long,
Rid****, Pitch Black

Fifteen grand in five days, I can do that. I've gone on rushes like that before

Dianish
08-13-2014, 09:04 PM
Fifteen grand in five days, I can do that. I've gone on rushes like that before


Rounders....

Isnt it? I recall a mate of mine saying that. He is a fan of Edward Norton which starred with Matt in the movie.

Just for kicks:

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 09:47 PM
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Yes
Rounders (opening speech)

An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade. I love you Nancy

Dianish
08-13-2014, 11:29 PM
Yes
Rounders (opening speech)

An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade. I love you Nancy


Glad you choose that quote... Just watched the movie as im going to watch the sequel later this month:

Sin City.

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A wraith, man. A ghost. An evil spirit and it aint cool.

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 03:12 AM
A wraith, man. A ghost. An evil spirit and it aint cool.

The Wraith

Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach

Dianish
08-14-2014, 04:36 AM
Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach


The best scene in: Gone in 60 seconds...

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"Well, at least we know it can be penetrated."

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 06:14 AM
"Well, at least we know it can be penetrated."

Journey to the 7th planet

Wipe yourself off, you're dead

Rookeye
08-14-2014, 06:48 AM
Rush Hour



"Wait! Where are you going? ...I was gonna make espresso..."

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 01:55 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o3HFMcWG-qk
Young Frankenstein

Rule #1, never change the deal

Rookeye
08-14-2014, 05:44 PM
The transporter!!


Okay, brief deviation from film to TV SERIES, but I must riff:

"Rule #1: The Doctor lies." ;)

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 05:58 PM
I thought rule #1 was everyone lies, and #2 was it's not lupus ;-)

I don't watch enough tv to be relevant now

Dianish
08-14-2014, 08:59 PM
I'll continue then.

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"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 09:43 PM
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

Spaceballs, great movie

How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representin'!

Rookeye
08-15-2014, 08:14 AM
Double Take ;)


Here's an older film, but still funny:

[giving her a hand-held alarm, a can of MACE and brass knuckles]
"Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed."

Dianish
08-15-2014, 10:48 PM
Here's an older film, but still funny:

[giving her a hand-held alarm, a can of MACE and brass knuckles]
"Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed."


Gotta love the Chevy Chase movies - Foul Play.

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"This is bat country"

Rookeye
08-16-2014, 07:53 AM
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas


"Yeah one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again...Ever."

Jun-fan
08-17-2014, 12:12 PM
Armageddon.

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

Rookeye
08-17-2014, 03:05 PM
Pulp Fiction


"Boards...don't hit back."

BDK Shaun
08-17-2014, 08:15 PM
"Boards...don't hit back."

Enter the Dragon

If you got the guts, drop the gun

Rookeye
08-18-2014, 06:28 AM
You stumped me Shaun, I don't know that one. Hint? ;)

Dianish
08-18-2014, 06:49 AM
If you got the guts, drop the gun

Rumble in the Bronx :D - Oh yes... Jackie Chan fans are out there.

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You been watching too many of them Italian zombie flicks.

BDK Shaun
08-18-2014, 08:24 AM
You been watching too many of them Italian zombie flicks.
And a huge Jackie Chan fan

Carnosaur

I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

Rookeye
08-18-2014, 10:03 PM
BASEketball! (My brother was an extra on this film! ;))


"What does it mean when there's a picture of a skull?"
"Good stuff!" ;)

BDK Shaun
08-18-2014, 11:29 PM
The legend of drunken master, possibly my fav jackie chan movie

Nobody calls Han Solo a b_i_t_c_h!!

Rookeye
08-19-2014, 12:00 AM
Ooh! I don't know that one, but i love Han Solo! ("Anyone? Anyone?" ;))

http://940ee6dce6677fa01d25-0f55c9129972ac85d6b1f4e703468e6b.r99.cf2.rackcdn.c om/products/pictures/303382.jpg

Dianish
08-19-2014, 01:45 AM
Nobody calls Han Solo a b_i_t_c_h!!


lol. Definitely "Fanboys"..

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence, the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!

Rookeye
08-20-2014, 12:42 AM
You are stumping me today, Dianish! ;)

Hint, clue! Lol

Dianish
08-20-2014, 12:54 AM
You are stumping me today, Dianish! ;)

Hint, clue! Lol

The title is something with:

Cats.

But not the Word cat itself.

(Such a long quote should be easy to reckonize, hehe)

Rookeye
08-20-2014, 07:59 AM
I looked it up. Never saw the film, so I didn't recognize the quote. Points for originality!

Dianish
08-20-2014, 09:28 PM
I go again then..

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You made a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes?
Not shoes, Malcolm! Louboutins, okay?

Rookeye
08-20-2014, 09:56 PM
A haunted House


"I've told you a thousand facts, Will, that's what I do. I tell stories."
"You tell lies, Dad."

BDK Shaun
08-21-2014, 12:23 AM
Big Fish

Is that why you call yourself the Black Hammer? I thought it had something to do with Thor from Avengers

Rookeye
08-21-2014, 07:58 AM
Is that Ride Along?


"What is that? That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu?" ;)

Dianish
08-24-2014, 09:11 PM
The Rundown.

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"Youse two don' need the opposite sex, 'cause you got eachudda."

Rookeye
08-25-2014, 07:23 AM
I can't believe I know this! ;)

Pokemon 2000



"There was a fireFIGHT!"

Dianish
08-25-2014, 09:41 PM
The Boondock Saints - Once again :)

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"Do you think I'm blind?"
"That would explain the hair."

Rookeye
08-26-2014, 01:18 PM
The Boondock Saints - Once again :)

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"Do you think I'm blind?"
"That would explain the hair."

Sorry, I love that movie, and that part! ;)

Your quote is Pokemon again.


"What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere."

Jun-fan
08-27-2014, 05:48 PM
Zorro: The Gay Blade

"Have fun stormin' da castle."

Rookeye
08-28-2014, 04:35 PM
Princess Bride! ;)


"Sucking my lifers juice outta my own cup?"
"I guess I should'a got rabies shots beforehand..."

Rookeye
08-31-2014, 12:21 AM
Wow, no one's seen Heartbreak Ridge?!


How bout this:

"You feel lucky, Punk? Well do ya?" ;)

Dianish
08-31-2014, 05:06 AM
The biggest.... The Badest.... The Most Cool Cop of Them All - Dirty Harry.

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Pockets ain't empty, cuz.

tnorman78
08-31-2014, 07:53 PM
2 fast 2 furious
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I used to dehydrate as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey.

Dianish
09-01-2014, 04:41 AM
tnorman: I had to look through my Kevin S. movies for that one. Cheers for bringing back a great film :)

"The Usual Suspects".

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How dare you touch Hercules!

tnorman78
09-01-2014, 01:07 PM
One of my favorite films D.

Rookeye
09-01-2014, 03:55 PM
"Ha, ha, ha. You have strucked Hercules."

;) ;) ;)

Jun-fan
09-04-2014, 04:25 PM
Hercules in New York

There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened.

Rookeye
09-05-2014, 10:02 AM
Navy Seals


[nervous] "I got to tell you, I give this whole thing a sphincter-factor of about nine point five."

Jun-fan
09-08-2014, 09:01 PM
The Abyss

Please move to the forward car, we've got a bug in the electrical system!

KillerX
09-09-2014, 11:40 AM
Men in black 2

Just give back the board lance, its a good one and i like it

Rookeye
09-09-2014, 02:36 PM
Apocalypse Now


"You are going to be mine, all mine, like my dog or my horse or my falcon. Only I will love you more and trust you less."

Dianish
09-10-2014, 10:18 PM
The Ten Commandments - the 50's one i think.

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Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You ain't heard nothin' yet. Wait a minute, I tell ya, you ain't heard nothin'! Do you wanna hear 'Toot, Toot, Tootsie?

Rookeye
09-11-2014, 10:16 AM
Oh wow! The Jazz Singer!!


"Only grown-up men are scared of women."

Jun-fan
09-14-2014, 11:09 AM
The Sound of Music

It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!

Rookeye
09-14-2014, 12:46 PM
Kentucky Fried Movie. (I am...speechless!)


[on their way to confront bad guy]: Do you have a gun, I hope?
I have a knife.
A knife? This guy's twelve feet tall!
Seven. Hey, don't worry, I can handle him. ;)

Laengar
09-17-2014, 03:02 PM
Big Trouble in Little China

"It's a dangerous thing, ambition. It practically ruined Mickey Mouse's career."

Rookeye
09-21-2014, 10:08 AM
No clue...hint?

KillerX
09-21-2014, 05:56 PM
Myra breckinridge , scariest movie i ever saw,

Men will listen to anything if they think it's foreplay

Jun-fan
09-23-2014, 02:27 PM
Bull Durham

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

Rookeye
09-23-2014, 02:42 PM
Top Gun!


"So, what are you going to do now? What's it worth? Just one more murder? You'll rot in hell with a halo..."

Xoox
09-23-2014, 04:54 PM
Minority Report!

"I'm your huckleberry."

KillerX
09-24-2014, 01:18 PM
Tombstone


It ain't about the money

Rookeye
09-25-2014, 01:04 PM
Wall Street


"Uh, guys? We're about to crash into the sun."
"Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool."

;)

KillerX
09-29-2014, 05:46 PM
The Lego movie

What i do i do because i like to do it

Rookeye
10-01-2014, 12:49 PM
A Clockwork Orange


"Get me a glass of bourbon."
"Alright."
"And a shot of bourbon."
"Yeah. Okay, okay."
"And a bourbon chaser!"
"Yeah, yeah, I'll get your damn bourbon."

southpaw29
10-01-2014, 04:48 PM
The Mummy

"Sir, Since the VP is such a VIP...shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT...because if it leaks to the VC, the VP could end up MIA, and then we would all be put on KP"

Rookeye
10-01-2014, 06:57 PM
Good Morning Vietnaaam!


"These guys come from legend. They're basically gods."
"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."

Lord P
10-02-2014, 07:20 AM
The Avengers

"Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. Do you understand?"

BizzeyyNL
10-02-2014, 11:01 AM
This one is hard

Jun-fan
10-03-2014, 07:28 AM
Enter the Dragon!

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Rookeye
10-03-2014, 12:20 PM
"Ain't NOBODY understands the words comin outta yo mouth!" = Rush Hour


"Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
"Well, I haven't killed you yet."

RAMNUTS
10-05-2014, 12:10 AM
Lethal Weapon

"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. "

Rookeye
10-05-2014, 10:44 PM
Hint? (I don't think I've seen this movie...). :confused:

KillerX
10-08-2014, 05:05 PM
Fast times at ridgemont high
. What did you say.....
Thee, just thee

Rookeye
10-09-2014, 07:16 AM
Again, no clue. Sorry! ;)

KillerX
10-09-2014, 09:37 AM
. What did you say.....
Thee, just thee

Gosh cort, i don't think i ever saw you with a bible in your hands
. Here...
Thanks cort

Black and white john wayne western

Rookeye
10-10-2014, 10:50 PM
Not Angel and the Badman, is it? *scratches head*

RAMNUTS
10-14-2014, 11:32 PM
I think your right Rookeye!
I'll throw this out real quick!


"A fecal freak, a brown boy! A f*ckin' dookie taster!"

Rookeye
10-16-2014, 03:39 PM
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead


"Remember that fateful night?"
"Of course... Your first cigar!"
"What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted."

Lolsies
10-16-2014, 05:53 PM
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead


"Remember that fateful night?"
"Of course... Your first cigar!"
"What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted."

The Addams Family!

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."

Jun-fan
10-16-2014, 09:17 PM
All About Eve

"And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse."

Rookeye
10-17-2014, 08:52 AM
Braveheart! ;)


"Sober up! You sober up, you dirty bastard or I'll kill you! Sit up! Now, tell me when to hold my breath... Dear Mary, Mother of God, help this no-good atheist to shoot straight."

southpaw29
10-24-2014, 04:56 PM
Two Mules for Sister Sara.:cool:


"And now we're spinning, thanks for nothing you useless reptile."

K-Dub
10-24-2014, 06:16 PM
Is that how to train your dragon?

So many good movies quoted in this thread, I shall try to not repeat but still not be obscure.

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

Jun-fan
10-27-2014, 06:38 AM
Fight Club

See you at the party, Richter!

southpaw29
10-27-2014, 04:51 PM
Total Recall.....

"I am Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of Druidia."

"Great, just what we need....a Druish princess."

"Funny, she doesn't look Druish."

Rookeye
10-30-2014, 11:38 AM
Space Balls! ;)


"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf! Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."
"I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it."
"Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea!"

southpaw29
10-30-2014, 04:46 PM
OMG....This is Spinal Tap...nice one Rook.

"I play for the Indians."
"Here in Cleveland?" "I didn't know they still had a team!"
"Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!"

Rookeye
11-01-2014, 06:38 PM
MAJOR LEAGUE!!! *hugs you, laughing*


This one's a tad more obscure:

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!" ;)

Jun-fan
11-03-2014, 09:51 PM
Time Bandits

Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

Rookeye
11-04-2014, 01:19 PM
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves*


"Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself."



*The scene stealing sheriff of Nottingham is what makes the movie! ;)

KillerX
11-06-2014, 07:18 PM
Good will hunting

I wanted to see exotic*Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill

Rookeye
11-09-2014, 07:37 AM
Full Metal Jacket


"This material can only be space titanium."
"Space titanium?"
"You mean it's from outer space?"
"Uhum..."

southpaw29
11-10-2014, 12:23 PM
Duh......Me vs Mechagodzilla.

"My name is Comicus, I am a stand up philosopher."

"My name is Miriam, and I am a vestil virgin."

"I'm really sorry to hear that."

Rookeye
11-10-2014, 03:20 PM
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To the Forum! ;)


"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too cannot die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

southpaw29
11-11-2014, 01:04 PM
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To the Forum! ;)


***Actually its from "History of the World Part 1"


"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too cannot die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

Haha....Zoolander.

"My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it."

Jun-fan
11-11-2014, 03:02 PM
Mr. Mom

I have a unique knowledge of this prison facility. I was formerly a guest here.

southpaw29
11-13-2014, 01:20 PM
One of my favs "The Rock"

Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnickered.

Corey Steadman
11-14-2014, 01:15 PM
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"It gets kinda hot in these rhinos"

Rookeye
11-16-2014, 09:45 PM
Ermmm....hint? ;)

Scheafnocker Bruce
11-20-2014, 09:01 PM
It is Ace Ventura : when nature calls.

Jun-fan
11-20-2014, 09:45 PM
Bruce: add a quote after you guess. That's what keeps this going!

There is no spoon.

Rookeye
11-20-2014, 10:58 PM
The Matrix


"I'll admit that in the past I've been a nasty..." ;)

southpaw29
11-26-2014, 11:32 AM
The Little Mermaid? its part of the song Ursula sings right?

Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?

Rookeye
11-27-2014, 09:12 PM
Van Wilder


"My shoe is bigger than this car!"

southpaw29
12-08-2014, 01:12 PM
Expendables 2

That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department.

Jun-fan
12-09-2014, 09:03 PM
Roxanne

This town needs an enema!

Rookeye
12-15-2014, 08:13 AM
Batman (Jack Nickolson version)



"'Sorry' don't get it done, dude."

southpaw29
12-17-2014, 10:26 AM
One of my all time favorite Duke movies....Rio Bravo.

"Seeing isn't believing.....Believing is seeing."

Carter Noble
12-18-2014, 12:34 PM
One of my all time favorite Duke movies....Rio Bravo.

"Seeing isn't believing.....Believing is seeing."

The santa Claus.


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It don't matter if you win by an inch or by a mile, winning's winning.

southpaw29
12-18-2014, 01:30 PM
Fast and the Furious.

"What in the wide world of sports is going on!?!?!"

And it was actually the Santa Clause 2 on my quote...but close enough for government work.

Rookeye
12-19-2014, 09:21 AM
Blazing Saddles! ;)


Let me get this straight - you never use guns?
No.
Never?
Never.
What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?
No guns.
Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.
Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?!

RAMNUTS
12-23-2014, 05:51 AM
Blazing Saddles! ;)


Let me get this straight - you never use guns?
No.
Never?
Never.
What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?
No guns.
Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.
Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?!

What about a knife?
Funny line... The Rundown

Here is an easy one.

...is it the beans or is it the franks?

southpaw29
12-23-2014, 11:18 AM
Theres Something About Mary

"Doctor, doctor....Glad I'm not sick."

Rookeye
12-23-2014, 06:02 PM
Spies Like Us! ;)


"Don't worry, dear. Suicide is not in his repertoire. He's far too fond of himself for that."

Rookeye
12-25-2014, 10:36 AM
Awww maaan! I had a Christmas movie quote! Hurry up someone and google the above! ;)

LadyShan
12-28-2014, 11:54 PM
Sherlock Holmes-Dr Watson.


"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."

Rookeye
12-29-2014, 05:26 AM
Ohhh!!! LOVE THAT FILM!!! Boondock Saints!


"The facts of life... to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal. A coding sequence cannot be revised once it's been established."

Gradrizyn
01-08-2015, 10:03 AM
Blade Runner

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

DBE
01-08-2015, 10:31 AM
New quote- "Nobody puts baby in a corner"

Dirty Dancing. I loved Patrick Swayze.

Daphne van der Jagt
01-10-2015, 03:24 PM
Barfly

I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

KillerX
01-17-2015, 09:23 PM
Pitch perfect

If only we could take more of these poor people with us, but they're hardly worth it

Ly0n0
01-17-2015, 11:56 PM
Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies

Pain don't hurt.

Rookeye
01-18-2015, 09:31 AM
Road House! ;)


"These are your last words, so make them a prayer."

Ly0n0
01-18-2015, 04:23 PM
Snatch. Not only do I own the movie, the poster is up in my living room.

If this car drive drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?

Ly0n0
01-18-2015, 06:43 PM
That's just ridiculous.

Ly0n0
01-18-2015, 06:44 PM
Not a quote, just response to aphat's BS.

KillerX
01-19-2015, 10:36 AM
At least his spam is consistent bs
Borat

If we just avoid any more female advice, we ought to be able to get out of here

Rookeye
01-19-2015, 02:07 PM
I know that's Harrison Ford saying that....lemme think!

KillerX
01-19-2015, 08:50 PM
Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

southpaw29
01-20-2015, 10:12 AM
Star Wars

"Kinda hot in these Rhinos!"

Ly0n0
01-20-2015, 10:32 AM
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Hey Gossip Girls! The CW called. You're canceled.

southpaw29
01-20-2015, 03:13 PM
The Internship.

"Sadly, I don't do interviews...never have....never will....I do lunch though."

Ly0n0
01-22-2015, 08:21 PM
Van Wilder

Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers that I wish I could thank for this great night.

Rookeye
01-31-2015, 08:10 AM
Ted



"That's twice! I want some butts!!"

southpaw29
02-02-2015, 12:11 PM
Top Gun-

The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk.......one too many hits with the snake.

Rookeye
02-05-2015, 09:38 AM
aladdin ;)


"You're a genius!"
"A genius with access to unstable chemicals!"

PSB Betty MTF
02-13-2015, 10:17 PM
What is Van Helsing?

"Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"

"You just say "bingo."

Rookeye
02-15-2015, 11:54 PM
Inglourius Bastards


"There are three types of people in this world: sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs..."

Jun-fan
02-26-2015, 11:53 PM
American Sniper

I was trained by the best. British intelligence. But in retrospect I would rather have been a poet. Or a farmer.

Rookeye
03-04-2015, 04:26 PM
The Rock


[reaches for dagger in back]
"Do not pull this dagger out. I'm sending you back to keep spying for us. You will be more convincing with a dagger in your back."