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Dianish
08-13-2014, 07:19 AM
Another little game for us all.. It was a great succes with over 16.700 posts in a Danish forum. So i thought i would add it here as well :)

The game:

I start a story with 3 words and you continue it with ONLY 3 words.

I.e

Me: There once was...
You: A man named...

and so on.

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I start:

On a planet...


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(Great to see this game was a success - Dont forget to read the full story lol )

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 08:23 AM
Another little game for us all..


On a planet...

Far less civilized

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 08:37 AM
Than the Mondoshawans...

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 09:05 AM
Than the Mondoshawans...
There was a...

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 09:51 AM
Strange blue glow...

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 10:13 AM
and rising tide

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 10:20 AM
That completely obscured...

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 11:14 AM
the approaching ships

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 11:21 AM
And their bristling...

Jun-fan
08-13-2014, 12:06 PM
...bright purple whiskers...

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 02:00 PM
And ZF1 guns... ;)

Sol Invictus
08-13-2014, 03:13 PM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscurred the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns.

And even with

Jun-fan
08-13-2014, 03:52 PM
...their advanced technology...

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 05:26 PM
All surrendered before...

Jun-fan
08-13-2014, 06:31 PM
..the ship began...

Rookeye
08-13-2014, 08:16 PM
To corkscrew wildly.

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 08:35 PM
While sirens sang

Dianish
08-13-2014, 08:44 PM
to all gods

Jun-fan
08-13-2014, 09:36 PM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods,

panic ensued on...

Dianish
08-13-2014, 09:43 PM
and everyone ran...

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 10:34 PM
while captain sat

Dianish
08-13-2014, 10:37 PM
down and commanded...

BDK Shaun
08-13-2014, 10:59 PM
to the crow's...

Dianish
08-13-2014, 11:25 PM
"Kill them all".

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 03:05 AM
Kill'em wit fire

Rookeye
08-14-2014, 06:44 AM
"...and green jello!" ;)

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 01:41 PM
Man the cannons

Jun-fan
08-14-2014, 03:33 PM
...but be gentle...

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 04:46 PM
...but be gentle...
Don't scratch the

Rookeye
08-14-2014, 05:21 PM
Paint on my...

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 05:54 PM
Brand new cannons

Rookeye
08-14-2014, 08:54 PM
So they hastily

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 09:29 PM
got turtle wax

Jun-fan
08-14-2014, 10:11 PM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax...

...for Captain Cosby's...

BDK Shaun
08-14-2014, 10:16 PM
pretty diving board

Rookeye
08-15-2014, 08:20 AM
And bounced high

El Picador
08-15-2014, 07:13 PM
Into the sky

Jun-fan
08-15-2014, 07:22 PM
Meanwhile, the planet's...

Dianish
08-15-2014, 10:45 PM
Waka headhunters burned...

Rookeye
08-16-2014, 09:24 PM
Their polka records

Dianish
08-16-2014, 10:21 PM
Huge flames spread...

BDK Shaun
08-17-2014, 09:37 AM
Across the savagelands

Jun-fan
08-17-2014, 12:18 PM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands...

...as Captain Cosby...

BDK Shaun
08-17-2014, 07:12 PM
Called Captain Malkin

Rookeye
08-18-2014, 06:31 AM
A big Cheesehead.

Dianish
08-18-2014, 06:44 AM
Cosby laughed hard.

BDK Shaun
08-18-2014, 08:28 AM
And he proclaimed

Dianish
08-18-2014, 11:04 AM
that EVERYONE included

BDK Shaun
08-18-2014, 07:14 PM
that EVERYONE included

Shall have jell-o

Dianish
08-18-2014, 09:18 PM
with rainbow sprinkle

Rookeye
08-18-2014, 10:04 PM
(But no balloons)

BDK Shaun
08-18-2014, 11:16 PM
til chores are

Rookeye
08-19-2014, 12:02 AM
Given to monkeys

Dianish
08-19-2014, 01:42 AM
that can fly

DA_Chris
08-19-2014, 03:44 PM
at the speed

Jun-fan
08-19-2014, 04:52 PM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are give to monkeys that can fly at the speed...

...of lint. Malkin...

Dianish
08-19-2014, 09:35 PM
grapped hi's butt

Rookeye
08-20-2014, 12:43 AM
In surprise. Monkeys

Dianish
08-20-2014, 12:52 AM
turned to perverts

Rookeye
08-20-2014, 08:00 AM
(And flung poo)

Dianish
08-20-2014, 09:15 PM
and sent to

El Picador
08-20-2014, 10:16 PM
...The place where...

Dianish
08-20-2014, 10:39 PM
all Waka headhunters

BDK Shaun
08-21-2014, 12:24 AM
learn their new

Dianish
08-21-2014, 12:28 AM
powers of wisdom.

BDK Shaun
08-21-2014, 12:41 AM
And get supplies

Rookeye
08-21-2014, 08:03 AM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are give to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies...

...for the Great...

El Picador
08-21-2014, 01:43 PM
Feast of Eating!

Rookeye
08-21-2014, 01:49 PM
This Feast normally...

DK Zenith
08-21-2014, 04:23 PM
happens on Tuesday

Dianish
08-21-2014, 08:41 PM
when the planets

Rookeye
08-21-2014, 09:16 PM
Destroy each other...

El Picador
08-21-2014, 09:59 PM
...With pew pew...

Dianish
08-21-2014, 10:31 PM
sounding bubblegum guns

Rookeye
08-22-2014, 10:06 AM
That unfortunately didn't...

El Picador
08-22-2014, 08:17 PM
Make pink sticky...

Sol Invictus
08-23-2014, 01:49 AM
bubbles, as indicated

Jun-fan
08-23-2014, 07:38 AM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink sticky bubbles, as indicated...

...by the emperor.

Rookeye
08-23-2014, 11:59 AM
Instead, they just...

Jun-fan
08-23-2014, 04:52 PM
...continually expanded until...

Dianish
08-23-2014, 10:54 PM
the planets crust

Rookeye
08-23-2014, 11:23 PM
Calmly exploded into...

Sol Invictus
08-24-2014, 12:16 PM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink, sticky bubbles, as indicated by the Emperor.

Instead, they just continually exploded until the planet's crust calmly exploded into smaller, explodier explosions

smaller, explodier explosions

Rookeye
08-24-2014, 04:58 PM
Which exploded like...

Jun-fan
08-24-2014, 07:04 PM
...an overripe pimple...

Rookeye
08-24-2014, 07:11 PM
That had no...

Dianish
08-24-2014, 08:49 PM
acidic puss inside

Rookeye
08-25-2014, 07:30 AM
(Ewww!)

Meanwhile, in space...

Dianish
08-25-2014, 09:27 PM
Waka headhunters were

Jun-fan
08-25-2014, 10:36 PM
...putting out fires...

Sol Invictus
08-25-2014, 10:52 PM
aboard the battlecruiser

Rookeye
08-26-2014, 01:36 PM
"Explody Splode McSploder"

Dianish
08-26-2014, 09:00 PM
while they traveled

Jun-fan
08-26-2014, 10:00 PM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink, sticky bubbles, as indicated by the Emperor. Instead, they just continually exploded until the planet's crust calmly exploded into smaller, explodier explosions which exploded like an overripe pimple that had no acidic puss inside.

Meanwhile, in space Waka headhunters were putting out fires aboard the battlecruiser "Explody Splode McSploder" while they traveled...

...naked, looking for...

Rookeye
08-26-2014, 10:27 PM
Something warm to...

Jun-fan
08-27-2014, 05:50 PM
...feed to the...

Sol Invictus
08-27-2014, 10:04 PM
Great Pit of Carkoon

(sorry, but that's the name of it...look it up!)

Rookeye
08-28-2014, 04:26 PM
(The Sarlaac!) ;)

Meanwhile, on the

Dianish
08-28-2014, 09:20 PM
golf course some

Rookeye
08-29-2014, 09:30 AM
Nouveau-riche types

Conflipper
08-29-2014, 06:27 PM
Played Strip Poker

Rookeye
08-29-2014, 06:52 PM
In their dreams ;)

Dianish
08-29-2014, 09:45 PM
and farted along

Rookeye
09-01-2014, 04:01 PM
Whilst singing loudly

Jun-fan
09-01-2014, 10:18 PM
...the Teletubbies song.

Dianish
09-02-2014, 01:03 AM
The Akahi warriors

Rookeye
09-02-2014, 11:00 AM
Looked elsewhere, embarrassed,

Dianish
09-02-2014, 11:55 PM
and very worried.

Jun-fan
09-03-2014, 06:18 AM
The Teletubbies armed...

Dianish
09-03-2014, 07:43 AM
themselves with supersonic

Rookeye
09-03-2014, 08:28 AM
Energizer bunny devices...

tnorman78
09-03-2014, 12:45 PM
In the bedroom

Melz12345
09-04-2014, 12:56 AM
of a hot....

tnorman78
09-04-2014, 03:48 AM
Video game developer

Tendozyi
09-04-2014, 12:11 PM
Who enjoyed Anal

Rookeye
09-04-2014, 12:41 PM
[excuse me, let's not get gross here. Going back to previous comment]:


Video game developer

Who knew that...

Jun-fan
09-04-2014, 01:03 PM
...their only weakness...

Tendozyi
09-05-2014, 05:41 AM
was old people

Rookeye
09-05-2014, 09:55 AM
With Rubik's Cubes

Dianish
09-05-2014, 11:24 PM
crafted in hellfire

Rookeye
09-07-2014, 08:52 PM
And strawberry ice-cream ;)

bottomz
09-08-2014, 10:17 PM
And the fur of an opossum

KillerX
09-09-2014, 10:51 AM
and funkadelic groove

Rookeye
09-21-2014, 10:19 AM
. Now that the...



(Bottomz, 3 words only per post to be included in the story, k? Thx :))

KillerX
09-21-2014, 05:40 PM
Gap-toothed armadillo lover

Rookeye
09-21-2014, 07:55 PM
Had opera tickets...

KillerX
09-22-2014, 10:12 AM
A horrible ascot

Rookeye
09-22-2014, 01:45 PM
And a terrible...

KillerX
09-22-2014, 06:39 PM
Flea infested toupee

Jun-fan
09-22-2014, 11:23 PM
It's been a while since we had a recap/summary...


On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink, sticky bubbles, as indicated by the Emperor. Instead, they just continually exploded until the planet's crust calmly exploded into smaller, explodier explosions which exploded like an overripe pimple that had no acidic puss inside.

Meanwhile, in space Waka headhunters were putting out fires aboard the battlecruiser "Explody Splode McSploder" while they traveled naked, looking for something warm to feed to the Great Pit of Carkoon.

Meanwhile, on the golf course some nouveau-riche types played strip poker in their dreams and farted along whilst singing loudly the Teletubbies song. The Akahi warriors looked elsewhere, embarrassed, and very worried. The Teletubbies armed themselves with supersonic Energizer bunny devices in the bedroom of a hot video game developer who knew that their only weakness was old people with Rubik's cubes crafted in hellfire and strawberry ice-cream and opossum fur and funkadelic groove.

Now that the gap-toothed armadillo lover had opera tickets, a horrible ascot, and a terrible flea infested toupee,

...it was time...

Rookeye
09-23-2014, 02:38 PM
(Natch) for bingo! ;)

Xoox
09-23-2014, 04:56 PM
And then we...

Rookeye
09-25-2014, 01:05 PM
Discovered the Legos ...

legalious
09-25-2014, 04:58 PM
while we wandered

Rookeye
09-26-2014, 10:32 AM
The stars, looking

Dianish
09-27-2014, 10:16 PM
for an answer

KillerX
09-29-2014, 06:15 PM
Which was 42

Rookeye
10-01-2014, 12:15 PM
. Armed with that

Frostwreck
10-05-2014, 04:48 PM
He ventured onward

Rookeye
10-05-2014, 10:48 PM
And upward to

Jun-fan
10-06-2014, 12:25 PM
...a local Starbucks...

KillerX
10-08-2014, 04:55 PM
to be fleeced

Rookeye
10-09-2014, 07:24 AM
Unmercifully, for a

KillerX
10-09-2014, 09:27 AM
rock hard scone

Jun-fan
10-09-2014, 12:35 PM
...to throw at...

Dk DeadMan
10-09-2014, 04:10 PM
The annoying person

Jun-fan
10-09-2014, 06:57 PM
...whose hair is...

Rookeye
10-10-2014, 10:50 PM
The color of

Jun-fan
10-11-2014, 06:07 AM
...the purple Teletubbie...

Rookeye
10-11-2014, 06:29 AM
During a thunderstorm

420Somewhere
10-13-2014, 05:51 AM
Played a guitar

Jun-fan
10-27-2014, 06:31 AM
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink, sticky bubbles, as indicated by the Emperor. Instead, they just continually exploded until the planet's crust calmly exploded into smaller, explodier explosions which exploded like an overripe pimple that had no acidic puss inside.

Meanwhile, in space Waka headhunters were putting out fires aboard the battlecruiser "Explody Splode McSploder" while they traveled naked, looking for something warm to feed to the Great Pit of Carkoon.

Meanwhile, on the golf course some nouveau-riche types played strip poker in their dreams and farted along whilst singing loudly the Teletubbies song. The Akahi warriors looked elsewhere, embarrassed, and very worried. The Teletubbies armed themselves with supersonic Energizer bunny devices in the bedroom of a hot video game developer who knew that their only weakness was old people with Rubik's cubes crafted in hellfire and strawberry ice-cream and opossum fur and funkadelic groove.

Now that the gap-toothed armadillo lover had opera tickets, a horrible ascot, and a terrible flea infested toupee, it was time (natch) for bingo! And then we discovered the Legos while we wandered the stars, looking for an answer which was 42. Armed with that he ventured onward and upward to a local Starbucks to be fleeced unmercifully, for a rock hard scone to throw at the annoying person whose hair is the color of the purple Teletubbie during a thunderstorm.

Played a guitar

...he did, while...

Rookeye
11-09-2014, 01:32 PM
Looking for jello...

Jun-fan
11-20-2014, 09:49 PM
...under the sea...

Rookeye
11-20-2014, 10:57 PM
...under the sea... ;)

http://www.cornel1801.com/disney/Little-Mermaid-II-Return-to-the-Sea-2000/characters/Sebastian.jpg

Shanesha L Parker
12-02-2014, 12:16 PM
to be crushed

Rookeye
12-04-2014, 08:47 PM
Into a mush...

Jun-fan
12-04-2014, 09:28 PM
...holding a plush...

Ant venom
01-09-2015, 12:42 PM
...blue banana pillow...

Daphne van der Jagt
01-10-2015, 12:50 PM
Which smelled like

SH Endo
01-15-2015, 07:49 PM
farts from heaven

Ant venom
01-15-2015, 08:18 PM
and Angel's farts....

Ly0n0
01-18-2015, 12:00 AM
After his nap...

Davis Buck
01-18-2015, 08:43 AM
He smoked cigarettes

Rookeye
01-18-2015, 09:22 AM
And blew rings

Ly0n0
01-18-2015, 04:25 PM
In the face...

Regretz
01-18-2015, 06:29 PM
Of an old...

KillerX
01-19-2015, 10:43 AM
Care bear sticker

Ly0n0
01-19-2015, 12:30 PM
. He got up...

Mark the Beast
01-19-2015, 12:46 PM
while dancing to

Rookeye
01-19-2015, 01:51 PM
Rush's "Red Barchetta"

Regretz
01-19-2015, 04:06 PM
,and desperately trying...

Ant venom
01-19-2015, 05:11 PM
to write his...

Regretz
01-19-2015, 05:41 PM
will. But, unfortunately

Rookeye
01-19-2015, 07:00 PM
His pet Llama ;)

KillerX
01-19-2015, 08:53 PM
Spit a furball

Regretz
01-19-2015, 11:43 PM
From his anus...

KillerX
01-20-2015, 09:58 AM
Sticking on the

Menmite
01-20-2015, 05:47 PM
Back of his..

Regretz
01-20-2015, 08:19 PM
Little brothers shoulder

Rookeye
01-21-2015, 12:24 PM
... Then he woke

Ant venom
01-21-2015, 07:06 PM
having a stroke

Lolsies
01-21-2015, 07:13 PM
drinking a Coke

Ant venom
01-21-2015, 07:39 PM
kissing Mark Wahlburg

Ly0n0
01-22-2015, 08:08 PM
..in a Camaro.

MajNinja
01-23-2015, 03:37 PM
So he smoked

Ly0n0
01-23-2015, 04:43 PM
...a holiday ham

Ant venom
01-23-2015, 06:24 PM
With his wife

Lolsies
01-24-2015, 09:23 PM
And their dog

ApophisEire
01-26-2015, 07:12 AM
Went outside to

Jossimo Fae
01-28-2015, 02:32 AM
steal a car

Ant venom
01-28-2015, 07:43 AM
and slept in

KillerX
01-28-2015, 09:34 AM
The glove box

Ant venom
01-28-2015, 09:51 AM
With his husband

Rookeye
01-31-2015, 08:08 AM
Who never liked

Ant venom
01-31-2015, 05:59 PM
his ugly face

Ly0n0
01-31-2015, 09:49 PM
He doesn't understand

Ant venom
02-01-2015, 06:38 PM
How to say

Ly0n0
02-06-2015, 07:59 PM
a Chinese proverb

Ant venom
02-06-2015, 09:22 PM
without an accent

Ly0n0
02-09-2015, 07:47 PM
In the distance...

Ant venom
02-09-2015, 07:52 PM
Of the land

PSB Betty MTF
02-13-2015, 09:34 PM
where he stood

Ant venom
02-15-2015, 09:04 AM
as a cargo

Jun-fan
02-18-2015, 12:28 PM
It's been a while since we saw this whole thing put together. Amazing how we went from a distant planet to a dog in a glove box with someone's husband...
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On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.

Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are given to monkeys that can fly at the speed of lint. Malkin grabbed his butt in surprise. Monkeys turned to perverts (and flung poo) and sent to the place where all Waka headhunters learn their new powers of wisdom and get supplies for the Great Feast of Eating! This Feast normally happens on Tuesday when the planets destroy each other with pew pew sounding bubblegum guns that unfortunately didn't make pink, sticky bubbles, as indicated by the Emperor. Instead, they just continually exploded until the planet's crust calmly exploded into smaller, explodier explosions which exploded like an overripe pimple that had no acidic puss inside.

Meanwhile, in space Waka headhunters were putting out fires aboard the battlecruiser "Explody Splode McSploder" while they traveled naked, looking for something warm to feed to the Great Pit of Carkoon.

Meanwhile, on the golf course some nouveau-riche types played strip poker in their dreams and farted along whilst singing loudly the Teletubbies song. The Akahi warriors looked elsewhere, embarrassed, and very worried. The Teletubbies armed themselves with supersonic Energizer bunny devices in the bedroom of a hot video game developer who knew that their only weakness was old people with Rubik's cubes crafted in hellfire and strawberry ice-cream and opossum fur and funkadelic groove.

Now that the gap-toothed armadillo lover had opera tickets, a horrible ascot, and a terrible flea infested toupee, it was time (natch) for bingo! And then we discovered the Legos while we wandered the stars, looking for an answer which was 42. Armed with that he ventured onward and upward to a local Starbucks to be fleeced unmercifully, for a rock hard scone to throw at the annoying person whose hair is the color of the purple Teletubbie during a thunderstorm.

Played a guitar he did, while looking for jello under the sea to be crushed into a mush holding a plush blue banana pillow which smelled like farts from heaven and Angel's farts. After his nap he smoked cigarettes and blew rings in the face of an old Care Bear sticker. He got up while dancing to Rush's "Red Barchetta," and desperately trying to write his will. But, unfortunately his pet llama spit a furball from his anus sticking on the back of his little brother's shoulder. Then he woke having a stroke drinking a Coke kissing Mark Wahlburg in a Camaro. So he smoked a holiday ham with his wife, and their dog went outside to steal a car and slept in the glove box with his husband who never liked his ugly face. He doesn't understand how to say a Chinese proverb without an accent.

In the distance of the land where he stood as a cargo...
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...ship slowly sunk...

Ant venom
02-18-2015, 12:35 PM
Deep in the

Jun-fan
02-19-2015, 08:59 AM
...playground ball pit...

Ant venom
02-19-2015, 09:24 AM
with a stick

darkfyre27
02-19-2015, 10:35 AM
and a lantern

Ant venom
02-19-2015, 05:51 PM
With the crazy

Jun-fan
02-19-2015, 08:26 PM
...First Mate yelling...

Ant venom
02-19-2015, 09:40 PM
I am king...

darkfyre27
02-23-2015, 09:40 AM
of the waters...

Ant venom
02-23-2015, 03:38 PM
And of the

Jun-fan
02-26-2015, 11:55 PM
...world below them...

Ant venom
02-27-2015, 03:16 PM
Where a monster

Ly0n0
03-08-2015, 10:05 AM
Eats a lot

Shadowchronix
04-11-2015, 04:39 AM
Sleeps the most

Ant venom
04-11-2015, 08:21 AM
and is the

John_Locke
04-13-2015, 08:03 PM
Largest phalis ever

Ant venom
04-13-2015, 08:58 PM
with a huge

paddy07
05-26-2015, 03:03 PM
bowl of pasta :p

Ant venom
05-28-2015, 08:08 PM
And something full

xWolfSlayerx
06-15-2015, 04:08 PM
of red beer

Ant venom
06-16-2015, 08:48 AM
and of the

xWolfSlayerx
06-16-2015, 08:57 AM
bottom of the

Ant venom
06-16-2015, 10:02 AM
Ship in the

paddy07
06-18-2015, 07:33 AM
dried out gully

Ant venom
06-18-2015, 08:45 AM
where there lay

LoKAcademy
06-23-2015, 11:47 AM
broken action figures

Ant venom
06-23-2015, 12:21 PM
which have giant

xWolfSlayerx
06-25-2015, 06:16 AM
Teeth full of

Ant venom
06-25-2015, 07:16 AM
Slime which have