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    Prominent Poet Arizona's Avatar
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    Fav battle song...Scotland The Brave



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    I know I said before that I had chosen my wd battle song but I think this one might beat it.


    Oh and bump for VFF.

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    Joke that will make you laugh.

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys. I promised my wifethat I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed And the beers went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my wife would probably Wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with her.

    The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in and I told her "Midnight." She didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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    This is my first post in a long time. That joke made me grin at least lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha dog View Post
    This is my first post in a long time. That joke made me grin at least lol.
    Glad you liked it.

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